Post your favorite pick up lines to get chicks here!!

[Malladrin]

Originally posted by stark
that's kind of sad if girls come up to you and ask if you're gay.

Hehehe yeah :P

[cundor]

Frank Zappa: 'Love your nails, you're jewish?'

[Ephemeral]

Timing is everything...especially with this line

"Wow you have an onion-ass"

(must wait just the right amount of time for her to start to feel like she has just been insulted)

"I mean, when I saw it...I just wanted to cry"

She will be so happy that you didn't just tell her that she had a fat ass that she will go out with you.

[HeavenSent]

i can eat pussy all day with headphones on


works for me