Suspended

[Jason]

Originally posted by dimboy2
Not really, Informing public? Would fit better.

Did you ever stop to think that perhaps a good 95% of the public doesn't give a rat's ass?

[Dim]

Then don't read it.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Dear Trench Wars public,

After long deliberation, I have decided to have the roast beef for lunch today. I know some of you and I have shared stolen moments about the shaved turkey, but I have decided, and no way can any of you change my mind. My heart is heavy, but my will shall rage on well into the early afternoon.

I know this may come as a shock to a small handful of you... you, my valiant protectors of noontime eatery. You, my shining sentinels of nutritional habit. You alone can carry on my love for the finest deli meats. You can, and you must.

THE PUBLIC MUST BE INFORMED!

Smothered in hugs and kisses,
ConcreteSchlyrd

[Ephemeral]

C.S.
In furthering better information to the public, please let us know if you wear boxers or briefs.

thanks
Eph

[wadi]

In Forum Staff's new spirit of full disclosure, I feel it's only right to let the public in on how exactly I go about selecting the proper accompaniment for my morning English Muffin. Now, usually, the answer is pretty straight-forward; you go with the strawberry preserves and a nice slather of butter. I mean, you really can't beat that for your average breakfast gnosh can you? The dilemma occurs due to the fantastic variety provided by the school cafeteria! As well as simple strawberry preserves, I am presented with a quandry (in the form of blackberry jam), wrapped in a conundrum (called 100% USDA grade A Bee Honey), mixed with an enigma (hereto referenced as Grape Jelly). You can see the bind I'm in!

The decision making process goes something like this:
1.) Put muffin in toaster.
2.) Ponder the choices coveniently packaged in serving sized containers.
3.) Say to hell with it all and mix table sugar with cinammon stolen from the kitchen staff baking supplies.

Obviously this process still needs streamlining, and so I bring it to YOU the TW public to assist me informing the next generation of breakfasting policy. It is our sincere hope that this will allow us to continue providing the quality forum moderation you have come to expect from us at the TW forums.

Eagerly anticipating your responses;
-wadi


P.S. Zeus hates puppies.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Dear Trench Wars public,

After consultation with my morning cigarette, I have decided that my decision to wear a sweater this morning might have been premature. Although it is a blustery fall Iowa morning, inside my temperature-controlled office, a simple dress shirt will suffice my needs.

So begone, dark navy sweater! I shall be having none of your Italian wool dreamery loving embrace! My visage shall be one of triumph over adversity!

FIGHT THE POWER!

Sleepless in Iowa City,
ConcreteSchlyrd

[Zerzera]

I want to add that I found another cookie I dropped some days ago. I tried to eat it but it didn't taste as well as I was hoping.
I guess I will have to make a sandwich for breakfest now.

[Dim]

Great, forum moderators taking threads off topic, good example.

[wadi]

To Whom it may Concern;

It is with deep regret that I must suspend my cooperative effort at breakfast planning for the forseeable future. The order were passed down early this morning when I discovered that hot cereal sat more comfortably during pre-noon classes than it's crunchier brother the English Muffin. So as you can see, the supplanting of Muffin Policy by choice oats and hearty brown sugar has rendered cooperative efforts inessential and an extravagant drain on taxpayer dollars. We hope no one was incovenienced by the premature termination of this program, and encourage you to direct any comments to the proper authorities.

Your Friend and Mine;
-wadi S. esq.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Dear Trench Wars public,

I have just returned from a trip to the bathroom. What was planned to be a simple #1 quickly turned into an explosive, cathartic #2. Damn this infernal digestion system of mine.

HOUSE PARTY 5 OUT ON DVD NOV. 24!

Nobody rocks a pajama jammy jam like,
ConcreteSchlyrd

[Jason]

I fucking love ConcreteSchlyrd, and I'm having wadi's baby.

[Nickname]

sounds like dim got a bit of what he deserved which is fine, he seems okay with it and I am too. The simpel fact is though we're about to trot into the most boring crappy events tw has to offer for the long haul

(save us wark)

[Cig Smoke]

WARK WARK HE'S OUR MAN!!

[Evoce]

Originally posted by Eeks
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[Facetious]

Originally posted by dimboy2
Great, forum moderators taking threads off topic, good example.

I think their point was that the topic was inane, and that nobody with any reason cares about it.