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If abortion is a legal murder, and a blowjob is cannibalism, then the use of a condom is a legalized creation of concentration camps with a followed total obliteration of the prisoners, not to mention that spermicide lubrication is a chemical weapon of mass destruction.
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I like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die. -
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It's not cannibalism, concentration camps, or chemical weapon of mass destruction because no eggs are fertilized...
Even the most conservative person doesn't make an arguement that sperm cells are a person. On the flip side and following the joke's logic, one would have to say the same thing about a women's period.Comment
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hey its just a joke
jokes have their own logics
I like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
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so what is anal sex? the gas chamber??? BAHAHAHAHMayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - MatteyComment
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ROFLI like sub space
but i am not a fuck face
but most people in it are...
me - i didn't get that far.
it's also full of lamers, laggots,
newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
I own them like an ez pie
ph34r!! - stay away or die.Comment
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MAYO THAT WAS FUNNY.
ALSO IS YOUR AVATAR OF FAMILY GUY?To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heartComment
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i have this "family-guy-can't-touch-this-cover-song" which is quite entertainingComment
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I once had sex with a watermelon... would that be discrimination against vegetables?6:Tristan> EVERY FUJCKING TIME I HAVE A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BAGEL ARGGHGHGHGHGH
6:Tristan> god damn fuckin bagel ass cunt mother fucking fuckass lik ball bastard
6:Philos> you dropped your bagel tristan?
6:Tristan> fuck yesComment
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LAUGHED OUT LOUDso what is anal sex? the gas chamber??? BAHAHAHAHRipper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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Gophar pointed me to this thread. Pure Quality.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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did you know there's like 200 million sperm in a single load?
that's like an entire civilization
think of all the people that have destroyed countless civilizations and thrown them down the toilet or down the drain
entire worlds have flaked off the hair around my navel!Ну вот...Comment
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Originally posted by pv=nrt
HELLO MAYO! CAN I LICK YOUR ASS?
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well whats wanking into a kleenex?
suffocation?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
hah.
cough.Comment
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No, just a bit messy.5:Sydi> mike, your dad just called me old
5:Sydi> that stung a little
5:Rab> u fuck each other's dads?
5:Sydi> yes. i fuck armour's dad.
5:Rab> fag.
5:armour> dude
5:Sydi> i take what i can getComment
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