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    Funniest and my fave commercials (2 tied):
    1) A pbs commercial (yes PBS) where an orchestra is aggressivly playing a tune, and they're all sweaty, wild hair, and pushing their instruments to the extreme, and then when they end they jerk, stand up and start breaking the instrument by vigourosly hitting them on the floor. And then it says "Be more... passionate. -PBS" LMFAO. you gotta see that one.

    2) The sprint phone with picture messaging - where the girl sits in a bar and suddenly sees her friend's boyfriend next to her, eating the sandwich (the guy looks comical-style-dumb), and the sandwhich is so big that the stuffing falls out and he tries to put it back in. So he makes a mess, and sees that girl photographing him with a phone so he makes an idiotic smile and shows her a thumb.. The rest is not important.
    Last edited by Craxer; 10-13-2003, 05:28 PM.
    I like sub space
    but i am not a fuck face
    but most people in it are...
    me - i didn't get that far.
    it's also full of lamers, laggots,
    newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
    I own them like an ez pie
    ph34r!! - stay away or die.

  • #2
    Are these on that commercial show the one where they show all the commercials that couldnt be played before because those are hella funny
    Good: Your children are sexually active.
    Bad: With each other
    Worse: And your wife.

    Good: Hot outdoor sex.
    Bad: Getting arrested.
    Worse: By your husband

    Good: The teacher likes your son.
    Bad: Sexually.
    Worse: The techer is a he.

    Good: You go home for a quickie.
    Bad: you get caught by your wife
    Worse: You're with her sister.

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    • #3
      the 2nd one sounds stupid

      There's one promoting a soccer channel where there's a fire in a building and a little dog is stuck in the window. Everybody in the street's yelling at it to jump that someone would catch it. So after a little while, the little white dog jumps....

      Somebody jumps up just like a keeper in a soccer game, dives, and catches it. Everyone's cheering..they're ecstatic, the keeper starts jumping up and down with the dog seemingly more excited than the crowd. Then punts the dog.
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      • #4
        Omg that would look hella funny
        Good: Your children are sexually active.
        Bad: With each other
        Worse: And your wife.

        Good: Hot outdoor sex.
        Bad: Getting arrested.
        Worse: By your husband

        Good: The teacher likes your son.
        Bad: Sexually.
        Worse: The techer is a he.

        Good: You go home for a quickie.
        Bad: you get caught by your wife
        Worse: You're with her sister.

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        • #5
          The second one would have been funnier if he included the punch line. The woman takes a picture of the messy boyfriend and sends it to her friend. The girlfriend looks at the goofy pic and says "I love him anyway" or something along those lines.

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          • #6
            all the best commercials came from the 80s

            http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/
            hey I'm Paddy Tanniger the caddie manager yeah it rhymes big whoop wanna fiight about it??
            !

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            • #7
              Or any VW commercial
              "Bilbo" SS is a sophisticated chat channel, nothing more.

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              • #8
                i like the one commercial for spike (tv channel) where there is this dude playing the part of romeo after he killed himself and a hot juliet with a lot of cleavage is bending over him and he is sneaking peaks. then she kills herself (in the play i mean) and her head happens to fall on his crotch and he is like ehhh i wasnt feeling it that time we need to doit again.
                Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                apt>yes u can wtf
                apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                apt>na
                apt>ill show you pictures
                apt>next time I masturbate

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                • #9
                  The older tmn one where these two guys are sitting beside a picture of a clingon or w.e from startrek and the ones guys like "would you?" the others like "whould i what"? "you know" and makes a hand gesture then oh lol you just have to see it hahaha
                  bioture> I had sex with a fat girl last night and she almost crushed my pelvis

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                  • #10
                    the Legend of Zelda Commercial for the NES (the old 8 Bit Zelda). It was a cheezy ass rap song and you can download the 30 second adverty off of Kazaa or probably find it via Google
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                    • #11
                      My favorite commercial is when those two-year olds become super tall and....oh, wait, that's just my sexual fantasy.
                      Good: Your children are sexually active.
                      Bad: With each other
                      Worse: And your wife.

                      Good: Hot outdoor sex.
                      Bad: Getting arrested.
                      Worse: By your husband

                      Good: The teacher likes your son.
                      Bad: Sexually.
                      Worse: The techer is a he.

                      Good: You go home for a quickie.
                      Bad: you get caught by your wife
                      Worse: You're with her sister.

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