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  • #31
    Originally posted by Dayz V@mp!re
    I'm like that guy in Killer 7, I have multiple personalities. So I'm also an 82-year-old virgin.

    And your poems suck, because my opinion is the only one that matters. Plus, they don't rhyme. I only like poems that rhyme.

    Check me out at

    REMOVED
    I bet this guy thinks he's being cool and edgy. He probably doesn't even realize he's just another generic internet kid with nothing interesting to say.
    Last edited by wadi; 10-18-2003, 04:11 PM.
    http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

    "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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    • #32
      OMG j00r right!!!????1!!1

      This is totally lame, because I didn't even bother reading the poem. I was just typing a generic response so I could have more posts to my name.

      kthxbye
      Good: Your children are sexually active.
      Bad: With each other
      Worse: And your wife.

      Good: Hot outdoor sex.
      Bad: Getting arrested.
      Worse: By your husband

      Good: The teacher likes your son.
      Bad: Sexually.
      Worse: The techer is a he.

      Good: You go home for a quickie.
      Bad: you get caught by your wife
      Worse: You're with her sister.

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      • #33
        And why would you want more posts to your name?
        http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

        "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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        • #34
          Because you touch yourself at night.


          OMFG FARMILY GUY R TEH RULEZ><><0RZ!11!!!11
          Good: Your children are sexually active.
          Bad: With each other
          Worse: And your wife.

          Good: Hot outdoor sex.
          Bad: Getting arrested.
          Worse: By your husband

          Good: The teacher likes your son.
          Bad: Sexually.
          Worse: The techer is a he.

          Good: You go home for a quickie.
          Bad: you get caught by your wife
          Worse: You're with her sister.

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          • #35
            ok, annux.
            http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

            "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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            • #36
              I bet you laughed the entire time you typed that last post because you thought it was funny and witty.

              It wasn't.
              PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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              • #37
                I swear to fucking god, I'm going to scour the planet until I find the MORON who at some point mispelled the as teh and then decided it'd be cute and/or funny to continue using the mispelled version. Nothing screams, "If I were any more stupid, I'd have to be watered twice a week." than using teh.

                Now then, here's another poem for those of you who can appreciate the beauty of words. For those of you who can't, I pity you.

                indigestion

                i just want to walk away
                i just want to leave you behind
                so stop pulling the rug out from under me
                i'm so tired of tripping over a love that loves to
                hurt me
                look at me, down on scraped up knees
                i'm begging you to stop
                stop pulling the rug out from under me
                this next fall might be my last
                what if i just keep falling?
                will you be there to catch me?
                somehow i doubt it
                you'd sooner pull the whole world out from under me
                in this game of give and take
                where the latter is all you know
                so here i am, giving you my final offer
                it's time for you to take just one last thing
                swallow my hatred, and swallow hard
                i hope it gives you indigestion
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                  I bet you laughed the entire time you typed that last post because you thought it was funny and witty.

                  It wasn't.
                  I bet you did, too. Wait, that's what I'm doing right now. Damn, I'm witty.
                  …../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……… LUEshi is watching j00...
                  …( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-,……

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                  • #39
                    If only I had a giant red button on my keyboard with the word "kill" written on it in really kickass looking letters. And if only I could push this button. And if only you would fall on the floor and go into slow, painful convulsions that would eventually cause you to die, all as a result of me pushing my button.
                    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                    • #40
                      Here are two more.

                      undefeated

                      i took on the world
                      and it kicked my fucking ass
                      i took on the world alone
                      and it stepped up and showed me who's boss
                      a first round knockout
                      my head hit the canvas hard
                      and my spirit was forever marred
                      the crowd's not chanting "get up!"
                      but the laughter's coming through
                      loud and clear
                      but there's nothing to fear
                      when you're down and out for the count
                      no one is expecting heroics
                      and you can disappear inside yourself
                      go ahead, divide yourself
                      provide yourself
                      with some room to breathe
                      good on one side, bad on the other
                      well let's just see if we can't uninvite misery
                      kick it out onto the street
                      and bring in the welcome mat
                      bring in the welcome mat
                      as we welcome new beginnings

                      screamer

                      i once met a man who said i was a dreamer
                      i told him he was confused
                      i'm nothing but an evening screamer
                      nightmares come nightly
                      as i sit and grip tightly
                      a reality that's built to spill
                      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                      • #41
                        i'd post my own poems if they weren't so idiotic. im just glad they rhyme, any substance beyond that is meaningless to me
                        jee

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                        • #42
                          Jason should go into the music business. I'm tired of hearing about money, cash, hoes, and nothing comparable from these fakers that call themselves artists.

                          But I could imagine hearing jason's poems with a nice beat, slow or upbeat. Either way. It's good.

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                          • #43
                            sweet stuff there, whoever said quality over quantity prolly died before you were born jason otherwise he would not have said it

                            btw what's teen angst?

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                            • #44
                              Blood, it's not like anyone's going to laugh at you. At least, no one you would give a flying fuck about. I'll certainly throw out some constructive criticism at the very worst.

                              Magi, it's funny to hear you mention that. I do a lot of my writing with various melodies playing in the back of my mind. I could easily turn most of my work into songs. And I plan on doing just that once I find the time and money to pick up an acoustic and start playing again.

                              Gencore, Webster's dictionary defines angst as a feeling of anxiety, apprehension, or insecurity. These feelings are very common among teens at one point or another in their life as a teen.
                              jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Gencore

                                btw what's teen angst?
                                Teens get angry because they feel like they're grown up and they know everything, but their parents are still protective of them as if they're children.
                                http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                                "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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