Read a poem (or two) written by Jason.

[Childrn of Light]

i am heating up phad thai and i want you to think i'm cultured because of it

dude this shit is so fucking good
its peanuts and noodles
and other shit from over there
i just wish i had some fucking CHAI with it man

oh cool
you're a communications major too?

holy fucking christ this is greasy

there is a local chinese place in town
which makes greasy lo mein
this stuff reminds me of that
and i bet i will get diarhea in a little while

i think its worth it though

Big K soda is better than Sam's Choice

yesterday i went shopping in lawrence
because i don't like shopping late in ottawa
i bought a different brand of soda
and i like it more
but to be fair it is still the cheap shit
the only good non cheap shit
is that diet vanilla pepsi shit
or that diet cream soda shut
but shit *****
1 dollar for a 2 litre of soda?
shit...

i felt awkward in line

at the dillons I used my card
but i spent a few extra seconds
seperating it from my keys
on my keychain

i felt self conscious about it
there was a long line
i felt like killing myself
there was a fuckable but meh..
girl behind me in line

in the end
it doesn't even matter
in the end the cashier left and
did something else while the
other customers waited in line

i felt

vin

di

ca

ted.

i am thinking about putting hot sauce on my phad thai

i wonder for a second
about putting sauce on my thai
but would I put
lip gloss on my tie????

goddamn that was a good mouthful of tofu

ever have that feeling
where pure joy
fills your mouth
oh shit i dug myself into a hole

i think i'm witty for writing the last poem

i chuckled at myself because i found it funny
i hope you do too
but probably not because you wouldn't know funny
if it shat on your ball sack

i find the ball sack line funny
but i wasn't sure if it was sac
or sack
so i went with sack
my lips are greasy now

[Mr. Peanuts]

Originally posted by Dayz V@mp!re
Dude im sorry but me and shifty go to school together and he temporarily took my comp and posted all that crap

personally i think your poems rock jason sorry about all this

ok, i dunno who the real Dayz is.

are all these silly posts urs?

like the website quotes?

[shiftyeyesdogg]

Childrn of Light, please, have my manbabies.

And do you think if I let out MY thoughts in poetic form, people will praise me instead of telling me to get off the board?

[Jason]

There's not a poetic bone in your body, my friend.

[shiftyeyesdogg]

Originally posted by Jason
There's not a poetic bone in your body, my friend.

How prejudiced! Though I'll take it lightly this time.

[Jason]

Prove me wrong. I'll apologize if you do.

[Jason]

Childrn of Light, I no longer wish to be your enemy. Sorry for being a dickwad. Let's be friends.

[Nickname]

Originally posted by Dayz V@mp!re
OMG teh ANGST!!1!!!11111

BEST POST EVER

[Nickname]

I'm reminded of a poem i'll share with you.


This is titled something along the lines of "The worlds shortest depressing poem"

Hope?
Nope

[Nickname]

I fly in my javelin
from day until night
i dodge a lagbomb
it gives me a fright
a newbie talks trash
he doesn't have bite
he tries to provoke me
Fine then, Lets fight!

I am writing a poem
to show you the difference
between good poems and bad

I am writing a poem
to let you know
that jason's poems are good

I am writing a poem
because I am bored
and used to be creative

You see, a poem is more
than just text in rhyme
it takes intelligence and skill
patience and time.
but when it is perfect
it fills you with glee
and i'm not talking about
that warm sense of me. (i <3 you guys too. a lesser man would have rhymed pee)
A poem is something
that'll let you express
all the deep down emotions
you'd rather compress
and a poem can be
whatever you want
you can make a joke
or sit back and taunt
but whatever you choose
feel free to show us
were not all that cynical
we won't cause a fuss
What we think doesn't matter
it's all up to you
You better Bellie' Dat
o yee be a foo


God i'm great.

[Jason]

Don't you see how poetry brings us all together? It's a beautiful thing.

[Dayz V@mp!re]

You know peanuts i really dont know anymore theres like 5 people using my name and i dont even see half the crap im posting

[Dayz V@mp!re]

This is the real one btw