I don't even know where I get this stuff from.

Liquid Blue

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I don't even know where I get this stuff from.

10-18-2003, 02:34 PM

Oh boy. For some reason I thought of the song Rock around the clock and funky lyrics ensued-

I got the hot dog,
She got the bun,
Guess who's about to have some fun -

We’re gonna rock,rock

Rock around the clock tonight.

She was on the table,
but now on the floor,
Guess who's about to fuck some more-

We’re gonna rock rock rock

Till broad daylight,

We’re gonna rock

Gonna rock around the clock

Tonight.

Someone at the door,
started to knock,
but she didn't care -she wanted that cock

repeat chorus again

Her friend wanted in, so I started to pray,
2 is okay but 3 means yay-

We’re gonna rock rock rock

Till broad daylight,

We’re gonna rock gonna rock

Around the clock

Tonight.

0_0..

My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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