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"He seemed a bit edgy, kind of jumping around," she said. "He walked over to where we were standing and he jumped and slid down on his backside and went over the brink.
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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I just heard about that Niagara Falls thing from radio. The hosts said that the guy who jumped should be sent to jail for being too dumb. Oh boy, that was funny, I laughed.sigpic
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your avatar entranced me...wtf is that guy doing? it's like 3 framesНу вот...Comment
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SHAME ON YOU, you call yourself a gamer and don't know who that is?Originally posted by ÆNIMA
your avatar entranced me...wtf is that guy doing? it's like 3 frames
it's the Amazing Flying Hammer Brother!
SMW was such a good gameComment
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Surfing on a train.....sounds fun?find Cake
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not really7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
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sounds like something out of a cartoonhe hit his head on a girder, plunged to the tracks in a Chelsea tunnel and was run over by another trainMayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - MatteyComment
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wouldnt the train derail? i figger guts are prettygreasyComment
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