Do you like marvel comics?

[Bioture]

Superman is flying around one day and he's kinda horny. So he finds Batman and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman says that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he can't do that to her cause they have been friends for long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man and he tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!"

[Blood]

that's pretty great
and old

[Verthanthi]

None of those characters are Marvel.

edit: I didn't see spiderman. Yeah, he's marvel

[genocidal]

Originally posted by Verthanthi
None of those characters are Marvel.

i know spiderman is...that might be the only one

[Dayz V@mp!re]

They used that joke in Hollow Man its a bit old.

[Arc]

Hey thats pretty funny.

But yeah its old school.

[Cake]

Nice lol

[IL-76]

Is this a "recycle your crusty jokes" post? I'll see what I can do...

[Jason]

I think mankind is perhaps the most recycled joke ever.

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by syc0tik
I think mankind is perhaps the most recycled joke ever.

Beautiful sentence.

[Jerome Scuggs]

You should be a college professor and write articles that i can use for debate. That really was a wonderful quote :P

[uranium]

superman is dc comics and so is batman but spiderman is marvel

[Jason]

Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs
You should be a college professor and write articles that i can use for debate. That really was a wonderful quote :P

I live to write. Hell, I probably actually will end up being an English professor when I'm old and grey. Then TK and I can start up an English-teachers-only squad and patrol the chats of TW looking for all those who dare to use bad grammar. ;]

[Mayo Inc.]

Download:
The Last Emperor - "Secret War pt 2"

[Jason]

Save me the hassle and just tell me if the line I threw out happens to be in that film. I must confess, I haven't seen that one.