Do you like pizza?

[Bioture]

BabeInChrist1234: do u like to have online sex
bushwacker182: yes all the time
BabeInChrist1234: oo kool
BabeInChrist1234: me too
bushwacker182: ya, real sex is so over rated
BabeInChrist1234: u want to have it
BabeInChrist1234: ??
bushwacker182: alright go for it
BabeInChrist1234: u go first
bushwacker182: are we role playing?
BabeInChrist1234: sure
bushwacker182: Ok, then I am a 5 year old japanese school girl
BabeInChrist1234: no
bushwacker182: Fine
bushwacker182: 3 years old
BabeInChrist1234: so u arent a guy
bushwacker182: No I am a schoolgirl from japan remember?
bushwacker182: write it down damnit
BabeInChrist1234: no i am a girl and i dont want to have online sex with a girl thats sick
bushwacker182: Can we start yet?
bushwacker182: I work at Pizza Hut
bushwacker182: I am 17
bushwacker182: I am a guy
bushwacker182: happy?
BabeInChrist1234: yes
BabeInChrist1234: i strat then
bushwacker182: Ok
BabeInChrist1234: wait
BabeInChrist1234: nvm
bushwacker182: I want to be a Pizza Deliver coming to your house to give you a hot steamy pizza
BabeInChrist1234: okay
BabeInChrist1234: ummm
BabeInChrist1234: okay i live alone in a big house
BabeInChrist1234: i want a pizza
bushwacker182: I'm waiting for you to order the Pizza...
bushwacker182: you can't just say it over AIM
bushwacker182: Order it damnit
BabeInChrist1234: well i call u and tell u that i want a pizza
BabeInChrist1234: u come over
BabeInChrist1234: i think u r really hot
bushwacker182: Small, Medium, Large?
bushwacker182: Any toppings?
BabeInChrist1234: forget that
bushwacker182: Do you want breadsticks?
bushwacker182: We have a special. Only 2.99
BabeInChrist1234: forget that stuff
BabeInChrist1234: u come in a sit down on my couch
BabeInChrist1234: i start a kiss u all over
bushwacker182: I start chewing on some pizza
BabeInChrist1234: now its ur time to start
BabeInChrist1234: start!!!
bushwacker182: I can't resist it anymore. I take the pizza, lay it down on the table softly and unzip my pants. I start to rub the suculent geeze with my manhood.
BabeInChrist1234: :-*:-*:-*
bushwacker182: I moan and scream, mushrooms sausages all over the place.
bushwacker182: I want more
bushwacker182: more!
bushwacker182: Its delicious
bushwacker182: I turn my attention to the breadsticks and the suculent read sauce.
bushwacker182: The warm feeling of the sauce against my body makes me shiver.
bushwacker182: Oh thats some good sauce.
bushwacker182: I'm glad you ordered breadsticks
bushwacker182: I make my exit, thank you for ordering the pizza. Call again.
BabeInChrist1234: omgsh u didnt do ne thing besides to the pizza
bushwacker182: It was some good pizza.

[Evasive]

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[Mr. Peanuts]

i think i love hawaiian pizza even more than i used to after reading that first post.

[King Missile]

Evasive, repo!

[ÆNIMA]

ah, the endless joys of having fun with horny "girls" on the internet...aside from any actual cybering which bloodninja seemed to have experience in

[shiftyeyesdogg]

teh 0ld><><0rz

This has been around for a while. But people still post it for the nostalgia factor.

Quick, someone say "Good times, good times."

[Dameon Angell]

Good times, Good times.

[pv=nrt]

old boring and stop posting logs that are a gazillion lines long