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  • #61
    What's even sadder is, that depending on the day he signed up, it was most likely around 295 posts in less than a month.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #62
      you're right peanatz, you guys are making such creative insults, you should all write a book of them, it would go like crazy!
      I like sub space
      but i am not a fuck face
      but most people in it are...
      me - i didn't get that far.
      it's also full of lamers, laggots,
      newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
      I own them like an ez pie
      ph34r!! - stay away or die.

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      • #63
        fucking 14 year olds
        7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
        1:Rough> is radiation an element?
        8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
        Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
        Piston> I own in belim
        6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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        • #64
          Originally posted by froedrick
          fucking 14 year olds
          is illegal mister, you could go to jail!
          To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
          brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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