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  • #1

    Why do..

    Why do misquito's target me out of my entire family... wth

    I woke up thismorning with 8 misquito bites.. I counted.

    I got 2 right before I posted this.

    Someone tell me a way on how to get rid of these nasty little things??
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  • #2
    Why do...you come up with the most inane shit since Scout1?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      There are these things called sonic hummers that emit a sound frequency above our threshold that keeps mosquitos away (or so I've heard). Try searching for one.
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #4
        Posting at the same time. I call shenanigans
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          callate puto, y chupa mi verga.
          Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
          apt>yes u can wtf
          apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
          apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
          apt>so i dont miss the toilet
          Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
          apt>na
          apt>ill show you pictures
          apt>next time I masturbate

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          • #6
            Originally posted by za gophar
            callate puto, y chupa mi verga.
            Meaning??

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            • #7
              mosquitoes target people depending on the odor they give off, not necessarily sweat, but often so.

              also, a snapple fact once said mosquitoes bite people who have recently eaten bananas. try keeping ur potassium levels low.
              there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.

              "If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
              -anonymous

              "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
              -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

              "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
              -Samuel Johnson

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              • #8
                because your skin probably emits more carbon dioxide than your other family members. Insects go for that shit.
                I like sub space
                but i am not a fuck face
                but most people in it are...
                me - i didn't get that far.
                it's also full of lamers, laggots,
                newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
                I own them like an ez pie
                ph34r!! - stay away or die.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by za gophar
                  callate puto, y chupa mi verga.
                  i knoq xhupa mi verga means to suck my dick, and puto is bitch. callate i am not sure of
                  To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                  brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Craxer
                    because your skin probably emits more carbon dioxide than your other family members. Insects go for that shit.
                    isnt that ur breath?

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                    • #11
                      HEY FINISH 6TH GRADE EBFORE MAKING IGNORANT COMMENTS LIKE THAT, PEANATZ, DONCHA KNO THAT YOUR SKIN INTAKES OXYGEN AND EMITS CARBON DIOXIDE (although in much smaller amounts) TOO YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE

                      im just trying to make a point for my thor thread, so no offence, peanatz
                      I like sub space
                      but i am not a fuck face
                      but most people in it are...
                      me - i didn't get that far.
                      it's also full of lamers, laggots,
                      newbies, eaters, teamers, faggots...
                      I own them like an ez pie
                      ph34r!! - stay away or die.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by pv=nrt
                        i knoq xhupa mi verga means to suck my dick, and puto is bitch. callate i am not sure of
                        wtf did i type? was i asleep or drunk when i wrote that?
                        To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                        brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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