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Well i was diggin thorugh some old emails and look what i found, got a good laugh out of some of them LOL.
>You Know You're Canadian When...
>
>
>You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
>
>You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>The mosquitoes have landing lights.
>
>You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>
>You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
>
>Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at
>Christmas.
>
>You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one
>meter above the ground.
>
>You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
>
>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
>with snow.
>
>You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with
>only 8 buttons.
>
>You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
>
>The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
>pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>
>At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
>plant.
>
>The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
>
>Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
>
>You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
>
>You head south to go to your cottage.
>
>You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
>prowl on your deck.
>
>You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>
>The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.
>
>You find -40C a little chilly.
>
>The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
>
>You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
>jewellery and your Sorrels.
>
>You can play road hockey on skates.
>
>You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
>Construction.
>
>The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
>
>You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>
>You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
>
>You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>
>You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
>
>You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
>I just spilled my poutine".
>
>You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>
>You drink pop, not soda.
>
>You know what it means to be on pogey.
>
>You know that a mickey and 4x4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"
>
>You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
>
>You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>
>You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap
>place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
>
>When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix
>it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
>
>You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and
>you don't want to know if he has!
>
>You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>
>Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>
>You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
>You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>
>You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
>You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
>
>You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
>
>You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
>
>You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
>
>You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
>
>You participated in "Participaction".
>
>You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
>"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough
>for me".
>
>You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
>
>Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you carry
>a Canadian passport.
>
>You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the
>missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
>
>You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar
>added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal
>packaging.
>
>You are excited whenever an American television show mentions
>Canada.
>
>You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
>
>You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
>"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
>
>You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling
>nauseous.
>
>You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
>
>You know what a toque is.
>
>You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
>
>You know Toronto is not a province.
>
>You never miss "Coaches Corner".
>
>Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
>
>You don't feel the urge to purchase maple syrup at the airport.
>
>When in Niagara Falls, you scoff at how pathetic the American falls
>are compared to the Canadian ones.
>
>You've plugged a car in overnight.
>
>You're not easily impressed by British accents.
>
>You're easily impressed by British accents.
>
>You assume the channel you're watching the Super Bowl on probably
>isn't showing the really good commercials.
>
>You won a copy of the Bob and Doug record on CD, but refuse to admit
>to anyone that you've ever said "eh" in your life.
>
>You fly into a rage in a Los Angeles 7-Eleven because they don't
>sell Crispy Crunch.
>
>You would feel safe leaving your children alone with a grown man in
>a leotard playing a flute to a chicken.
>
>You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick
>because you don't own a gun.
>
>You actually get these jokes and send them to all your Canadian
>friends.
>
>You need a list like this to explain to you what it means to be
>Canadian
>
>
>
>Some Cool Things About Canada...
>
>1. Lacrosse
>
>2. Hockey
>
>3. Basketball
>
>4. The biggest flags ever seen at the Olympic closing ceremonies
>were Canadian (twice...and the second one was smuggled in against a
>rule that was made because of the first one)
>
>5. Beer commercials
>
>6. Much Music
>
>7. Tim Hortons
>
>8. In the war of 1812 we burned the White house and most of
>Washington
>
>9. Canada has the largest French population in the world that never
>surrendered to Germany
>
>10. Our "Civil war" was led by a drunken, insane William Lyon
>McKenzie
>
>11. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little under an hour
>
>12. The only person arrested and hanged after our civil war was an
>American mercenary who slept in and missed the whole fight, showing
>up just in time to get caught
>
>13. The Hudson Bay company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface
>
>14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in
>less than three minutes
>
>15. We wear socks with our sandals
>
>16. We can out drink Americans
>
>
>"O'Canada!" . . . eh!
>You Know You're Canadian When...
>
>
>You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
>
>You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>The mosquitoes have landing lights.
>
>You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>
>You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
>
>Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at
>Christmas.
>
>You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one
>meter above the ground.
>
>You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
>
>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
>with snow.
>
>You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with
>only 8 buttons.
>
>You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
>
>The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
>pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>
>At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
>plant.
>
>The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
>
>Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
>
>You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
>
>You head south to go to your cottage.
>
>You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
>prowl on your deck.
>
>You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
>
>The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.
>
>You find -40C a little chilly.
>
>The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
>
>You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
>jewellery and your Sorrels.
>
>You can play road hockey on skates.
>
>You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
>Construction.
>
>The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
>
>You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>
>You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
>
>You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>
>You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
>
>You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette,
>I just spilled my poutine".
>
>You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>
>You drink pop, not soda.
>
>You know what it means to be on pogey.
>
>You know that a mickey and 4x4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"
>
>You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
>
>You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>
>You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap
>place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
>
>When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix
>it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
>
>You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and
>you don't want to know if he has!
>
>You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>
>Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>
>You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>
>You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>
>You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>
>You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
>
>You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
>
>You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
>
>You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
>
>You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
>
>You participated in "Participaction".
>
>You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale,
>"What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough
>for me".
>
>You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
>
>Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you carry
>a Canadian passport.
>
>You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the
>missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
>
>You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar
>added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal
>packaging.
>
>You are excited whenever an American television show mentions
>Canada.
>
>You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
>
>You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
>"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
>
>You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling
>nauseous.
>
>You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
>
>You know what a toque is.
>
>You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
>
>You know Toronto is not a province.
>
>You never miss "Coaches Corner".
>
>Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
>
>You don't feel the urge to purchase maple syrup at the airport.
>
>When in Niagara Falls, you scoff at how pathetic the American falls
>are compared to the Canadian ones.
>
>You've plugged a car in overnight.
>
>You're not easily impressed by British accents.
>
>You're easily impressed by British accents.
>
>You assume the channel you're watching the Super Bowl on probably
>isn't showing the really good commercials.
>
>You won a copy of the Bob and Doug record on CD, but refuse to admit
>to anyone that you've ever said "eh" in your life.
>
>You fly into a rage in a Los Angeles 7-Eleven because they don't
>sell Crispy Crunch.
>
>You would feel safe leaving your children alone with a grown man in
>a leotard playing a flute to a chicken.
>
>You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick
>because you don't own a gun.
>
>You actually get these jokes and send them to all your Canadian
>friends.
>
>You need a list like this to explain to you what it means to be
>Canadian
>
>
>
>Some Cool Things About Canada...
>
>1. Lacrosse
>
>2. Hockey
>
>3. Basketball
>
>4. The biggest flags ever seen at the Olympic closing ceremonies
>were Canadian (twice...and the second one was smuggled in against a
>rule that was made because of the first one)
>
>5. Beer commercials
>
>6. Much Music
>
>7. Tim Hortons
>
>8. In the war of 1812 we burned the White house and most of
>Washington
>
>9. Canada has the largest French population in the world that never
>surrendered to Germany
>
>10. Our "Civil war" was led by a drunken, insane William Lyon
>McKenzie
>
>11. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little under an hour
>
>12. The only person arrested and hanged after our civil war was an
>American mercenary who slept in and missed the whole fight, showing
>up just in time to get caught
>
>13. The Hudson Bay company once owned 1/11th of the Earth's surface
>
>14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a grown human in
>less than three minutes
>
>15. We wear socks with our sandals
>
>16. We can out drink Americans
>
>
>"O'Canada!" . . . eh!
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