I'm So Stupid and I know you are too!

[Jason]

Originally posted by Epinephrine


You lost your girlfriend cause you said you wanted to fuck her brains out? Doesn't sound like much of a girlfriend to me.

-Epi

That was the gist of what was said. The exact text made it apparent I was talking to the hottie and not my girlfriend.

[Yoshiba]

ok the story starts out with me smoking in my room on a cheap plastic bong. me and my friend had just gone in on an eighth and i pitched in ten bux for an extra g. everyday after school for a week i smoked on my part and i got the impression that if i opened my windows i could get away with it, same for the garage. since then i cant even count the times i have been "busted" because my mom smells it. she is so naive tho, she says "i smell smoke, like someone is smoking cigarettes". hahahahaha cigs are bad.

ok me and my friend (same guy) bought 2 Gs to make friday more fun and we smoked all around my nayborhood until we got to my backyard and we were stoned like bizzles. i was playing with a red ball and i tossed it too him and he threw it over the fence, i quickly hopped it and got threw it back, on ly to see it thrown back by that dickwad. by that time i was already back so i said you get it. little did i know that my fucking sick ass mother fucker pipe was in his sweater pocket, the one on your belly and when his fat ass was climbing the fence, it fell out into the bushes and we never found it after searching franticaly, luckily the gardener found it and my dad smashed it its not like i didnt try to steal it back before he did tho

there are many more....ill try to think of the ones that arent all pieces and fragments of memories due to destroyed brain cells.

Peace

[Jason]

It's ironic how every other post in this thread has to do with marijuana when they say smoking weed makes you stupid. :|

[Nickname]

I attempted to go out with 4 girls at once.

DON'T DO THAT!

[Webbb Llama v1.5]

Ahaha I did something stupid the other night I was talking to this girl from out of town who is obsessed with me and I was going to tell her to message this other girl I knew who was my "girlfriend" so she'd stop calling me (she's very innocent I was her first everything). Well I mixed up chat windows at the worst possible time and I said

WardAIMBaker: I dunno I guess just because she put out and no one else was interested, just msg her and tell her okay?
WardAIMBaker: She wasn't even that attractive
WardAIMBAker: She also lives out of town who knew she'd be fucking obsessed
<name omitted>: huh?
WardAIMBaker: HAHAHAHAH HA just kidding Megan!! aren't I a joker? Please don't cry again
<name omitted>: yeah lol you are

And I breathed a big sigh

that wasn't funny at the time

[CrvenBan]

Picking a fight while your buddies are some 50m away trying to score with some chicks is not that smart thing.

But I remember stealing gasoline from cars with some buddies, and since it was dark, and we were doing the job in silence I forgot to check my hose before and it had some whee plastic shit in it. The tank was quite full, and I was trying to blow that plastic shit out of it, and when it got out the hose was deep down in the tank, and needless to say I drunk gasoline that night. I was drunk for few days...constantly...

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by CrvenBan
Picking a fight while your buddies are some 50m away trying to score with some chicks is not that smart thing.

But I remember stealing gasoline from cars with some buddies, and since it was dark, and we were doing the job in silence I forgot to check my hose before and it had some whee plastic shit in it. The tank was quite full, and I was trying to blow that plastic shit out of it, and when it got out the hose was deep down in the tank, and needless to say I drunk gasoline that night. I was drunk for few days...constantly...

correct me if im wrong cuz sometimes... i do that.

gasoline = toxic
drink gasoline = die
crvenban drank gasoline = no die

cough??????????

[CrvenBan]

I didn't drink whole bottle of it, but when you steal gasoline from cars (if you ever did it) you put hose in the tank, blow into hose, draw some gasoline in back in it, and then tranfer hose opening (on your side) into bottle or canister you bring with you. Due to pressure, you can empty galon or two that way, depending on how full tank is. And sometimes it can happen you get some gasoline in you if you're not fast enough. Which happened to me, and it was highly effective

So we are talking about fairly small amount of gasoline that still had me feeling drunk/sick for whole day.

Of course, if you ever did that, you would know, eh ?

[Kid Kaos]

I like this post.

I think the stuppidest thing I have ever done was when me, my sister. and my friend David (We call him Cookie) were in the backyard smoking indevidual bowls out of my Bong. Well I was in mid carb and I look up and who do I see inside my house? Good ol momma looking at me right in the eyes while im trying to carb my bong. Stupidly I finish off the rest of the hit while she is looking at me. I was so fucking stoned. LOL!

[Seize]

Stupidest things

I've always thought that I was a handy sort of practical guy. One day I really wanted to burn a joint in the house and so I opened the window. But I didn't stop there, I grabbed an empty 2L coke bottle and cut out the bottom I then put the lit joint where the mouth piece was and pointed mouthpiece up. Then i smoked it while only a small little bit of smoke escaped, I managed to contain 90% of it. Thinking i was really smart I smoked the whole joint and proceeded to start watching the movie Dirty Work.

the thing i hadn't noticed was that there was a vent above my window which led directly to my parents' room upstairs. And so I was busted.

oh yeah, did I mention my mom is a parole officer?

yeah i am an idiot alright.

[Fallen Angel]

Alot of people seem to have parents that get mightily pissed off when they catch them smoking weed.
That's seems a bit strange to me, my parents wouldn't care at all.
But I don't even smoke so I'll never have to deal with it anyway.

[Yoshiba]

Originally posted by MaGi kOz



correct me if im wrong cuz sometimes... i do that.

gasoline = toxic
drink gasoline = die
crvenban drank gasoline = no die

cough??????????

i like your logix

[Troll King]

Originally posted by Kookie
I attempted to go out with 4 girls at once.

DON'T DO THAT!

What;s wrong with that? As long as you rent a limo you'd all be able to go together.

[Isreal]

a pathtic drugless story

e 1When i was lik0...i played with a box of matchs..
i heated a paper clip, and then stuck it into the
box full with matchs..forgeting that all of their heads were facing towords my hand, then my hand got burned..<the pain>.

Oh yes, and theres allways those times a tryed to close a penknife to the wrong direction. but that happened sooo many times.

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by Fallen Angel
Alot of people seem to have parents that get mightily pissed off when they catch them smoking weed.
That's seems a bit strange to me, my parents wouldn't care at all.
But I don't even smoke so I'll never have to deal with it anyway.

lucky ass mofo. if i were you, i'd smoke marijuana and swig on some gin and juice while watching porno in my living room TV while my parents eat breakfast in the kitchen which is in plain view of the living room. but noooooooooo, lil goody good doesn't DO drugs. sigh.