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    >The Husband Mart...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >A husband shopping center (HusbandMart) has just opened where a woman
    > > >may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
    > > >comprised of
    > six
    > > >floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
    > ascends
    > > >the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
    > > >any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
    > > >floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a
    > > >woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
    > > >have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
    > > >that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
    > > >up?" So up she goes.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
    > > >kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
    > > >what's further up?" And up she goes again.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
    > > >and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I
    > > >wonder
    > what's
    > > >upstairs?"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
    > > >kids,
    > are
    > > >extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims
    > > >the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
    > > >again
    > she
    > > >heads up another flight.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
    > > >are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
    > romantic
    > > >streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
    > > >further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
    > > >
    > > >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
    > > >123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
    > > >This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    > > >please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day !
    > > >
    There once was a man from Nantucket.

  • #2
    sigh, what are u like?

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    • #3
      Bahahaha

      thats a good one...probably true too
      Good: Your children are sexually active.
      Bad: With each other
      Worse: And your wife.

      Good: Hot outdoor sex.
      Bad: Getting arrested.
      Worse: By your husband

      Good: The teacher likes your son.
      Bad: Sexually.
      Worse: The techer is a he.

      Good: You go home for a quickie.
      Bad: you get caught by your wife
      Worse: You're with her sister.

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      • #4
        no, i seriously doubt that.

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