>The Husband Mart...
> > >
> > >
> > >A husband shopping center (HusbandMart) has just opened where a woman
> > >may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
> > >comprised of
> six
> > >floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
> ascends
> > >the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
> > >any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
> > >floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a
> > >woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
> > >have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
> > >that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
> > >up?" So up she goes.
> > >
> > >
> > >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
> > >kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
> > >what's further up?" And up she goes again.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
> > >and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I
> > >wonder
> what's
> > >upstairs?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
> > >kids,
> are
> > >extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims
> > >the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
> > >again
> she
> > >heads up another flight.
> > >
> > >
> > >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
> > >are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
> romantic
> > >streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
> > >further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
> > >
> > >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
> > >123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
> > >This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> > >please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day !
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >A husband shopping center (HusbandMart) has just opened where a woman
> > >may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is
> > >comprised of
> six
> > >floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
> ascends
> > >the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
> > >any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
> > >floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a
> > >woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
> > >have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
> > >that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
> > >up?" So up she goes.
> > >
> > >
> > >The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
> > >kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
> > >what's further up?" And up she goes again.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
> > >and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I
> > >wonder
> what's
> > >upstairs?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
> > >kids,
> are
> > >extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims
> > >the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
> > >again
> she
> > >heads up another flight.
> > >
> > >
> > >The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
> > >are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
> romantic
> > >streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
> > >further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
> > >
> > >The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
> > >123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
> > >This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
> > >please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day !
> > >
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