Happy Turkey day...

[MaGi kOz]

THE TURKEY ISN'T FUCKING HAPPY MAN! IT'S GOING TO FUCKEN DIE IT'S NOT FUCKING HAPPY! STOP DRAWING TURKEYS THAT SMILE AND TURKEYS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU TO HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY. FUCK YOU! THE TURKEY IS SCURRED MAN! IT'S FUCKING FEARING FOR IT'S LIFE! YOU SAY HAPPY THANKS GIVING AND HAPPY TURKEY DAY BUT THE TURKEY ISN'T HAPPY MAN! IT'S GOING TO DIE! IT'S NOT HAPPY MAN! IT'S NOT! SHIT MAN!





FREE THE TURKEYS!

[Horny Elf]

the turkey is fucking stupid hence it doesnt know what the fuck is going to happend hence its happy. end of story

[King Missile]

STFU

[Vehicle]

Last year, I dressed up like a turkey and walked around my parents house. To make a point to free the turkeys

[Troll King]

Is that why you still smell like gravy?

[Vehicle]

Nah, your mom just likes it kinky.

OWWWWWWWWWWWNEEEEEEEED

[Troll King]

Really, if you want to make it above into the pro ranks, you've got to find something snappier than a mother joke. That's just SO bush league.


Which brings us back to YOUR mother

(You see what I did there? The old bait and switch. First you think I'm going one way, then BAM! I go the other! [Which incidentally brings us back once again to your mother])

[Vehicle]

Your joke was too complicated, so you have been demoted.

[papist]

THE TURKEYS ARE RESTLESS!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving America

[MaGi kOz]

[bloodzombie]

your dad will ring your neck if he catches you taking pictures with his liquor!

[cundor]

Pfft...boozing oh thxgiving, what kinda attitude is that?!

[Facetious]

A not-so-smart one. My hangover has now become a heartburn.

[MaGi kOz]

Originally posted by bloodzombie
your dad will ring your neck if he catches you taking pictures with his liquor!

haha man this hang over is gay.


anyone know a good and fast way to get rid of this hang over? i got work in 3 hours.

[bloodzombie]

orange juice, shit and shower.. not really a cure, but helps you feel a lot better.