Jack White? Top 50? What the flying fuck? I'll admit to listening to a White Stripes song here or there, but the guy is hardly worthy of a mention as a good guitarist. Yes, I too am convinced your cock knows more about guitarists than Rolling Stone.
Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
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Jack White? Top 50? What the flying fuck? I'll admit to listening to a White Stripes song here or there, but the guy is hardly worthy of a mention as a good guitarist. Yes, I too am convinced your cock knows more about guitarists than Rolling Stone.
Did you see the list? They left off basically everyone. The next eight billion issues were devoted to reader mail bitching them out.
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