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  • The phrase "your mom" (or for the idiots out there, "ur mom") is really stale.

    I thought use of this phrase died out back when I was in junior high. Has anyone else noticed it creeping back into the common vernacular?
    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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    I haven't, but I bet your mom has...
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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    • #3
      ur mom is really stale
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #4
        thats not what ur mom said last night

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        • #5
          I literally can't get through the day without busting out the following:

          Friend: So, did you study your history material?
          Me: I studied your mom's material...

          So yeah, it's been creeping back. But it's more of a running joke used for annoyance instead of an insult.
          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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          • #6
            Re: The phrase "your mom" (or for the idiots out there, "ur mom&quot is really stal

            Originally posted by Jason
            I thought use of this phrase died out back when I was in junior high. Has anyone else noticed it creeping back into the common vernacular?
            ?go

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            • #7
              mom jokes are hilarious and timeless.
              Animol> the solution for crimelization is openetion of heartization
              Moltenrock> STOP TALKING TO MY TEAMMMATE ASSHOLE

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              • #8
                Haha! This community is way too predictable. Who'd have thought I'd get a bunch of smartass replies? ;]
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jason
                  Who'd have thought I'd get a bunch of smartass replies? ;]
                  ur dad.

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                  • #10
                    I think they are funny because they are so awful. I also enjoy Guess What? Chicken Butt! jokes. And "Circle Circle Dot Dot, now I have a cootie shot." So in conclusion people have different senses of humor.
                    LAME - http://lame.twzone.net

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                    • #11
                      TK wins.
                      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                      • #12
                        sometimes you can use this one " atleast i have a mom"

                        edit: and the black people go like "ooooooooo no u didnt"

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                        • #13
                          HAY! MY MOM IS DEAD! AND ACCORDING TO THE PITY CALCULATOR THAT GETS ME +35 PITY POINTS! FEEL BAD FOR ME!
                          'vet' is the new 'newb'.
                          sit ez vet, sit.

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                          • #14
                            what if your mom whipped you and your dad watched ?

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                            • #15
                              I think it'd be more exciting if your mom whipped me instead.
                              Ну вот...

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