then he will kill you with his skateboard..
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that only worked for the unsuspecting guy. If I kick someone in the throat (a la Leaf) then I wouldn't give him time after he was gasping for breath to get his skateboard ready. I'd kick his ass until he was fucking unconcious, and then kick the camera guys ass. I really do hope that they keep trying that on people, maybe one day the camera will catch the fucktard getting jumped by about 6 kids and getting the living shit beaten out of him.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y zListen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Not to be mean or anything, but you're an illiterate dipshit.
i can smell my eyeballs!
My non-existent team will r0xx0r j00r b0xxx0rs!!1
It's cute how you think this is a democracy.
8,323,352,236,536,235,233,456 C00li0 P0ints!!1
Shit bitch damn ass cocksucker motherfucker tits!
St00bie = Stupid N00bie
L00tard = Retarded L0ser
Crampon = Crusty Tampon
Last edited by Fatal|ty about 150 times because he can't fucking type.
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Originally posted by gerry
sigh...
then I don't know how that story came out on the 10 PM news....
maybe i was just dreaming, or maybe you're accusing me of being a liar...
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Where'd you get this footage anyways?Originally posted by paradise!pretty sure the flu is just bacteria found everywhere, just during the winter our immune systems are at its lowest, thus the bacteria aren't exactly killed off.
1:Reaver> HELELP
1:Reaver> SAW CRANS MOM NAKED
1:Reaver> HELP YOU DUMB FUCKS
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Ugh, a friend of mine has that CKY video this is on.. Its horrible, If that guy got shot Id say thanks for 1 less idiot in this world. I just cant belive the guy actually stands up after those hits.. even though he is rather wobbly on his way..
Oh and the dumbass bitches that cheer after he skates on their car.. sigh.. sadSeat reclining knobs.
By the time you crank it down, she's not horny anymore!
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Back to the original topic
I3:disown> some dude just honked at me
3:waven> if i get any more medals its gonna crash the site
3:disown> pulling him over
3:disown> fukin clown
3:Revolt> you driving?
3:disown> yes
3:disown> at work
3:Revolt> ??
3:tmac <ZH>> the fuk
3:Revolt> in police car
3:disown> pulling him over, one sec
3:tmac <ZH>> LOL
3:Revolt> playing trench wars?
3:Revolt> ?????????
3:disown> yes got a dell in here
3:tmac <ZH>> pro
3:disown> im alttabbed on chat
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that kid deserves to have his eyelids cut of and burt with a blow torch and balls in vice grip, and a electric drill in all of his fangers, and have phropherious thrown all over him....I am kind of sick.Roses Are Red, Lemons Are Sour, Get On Your Knee's Bitch You Owe Me A Hour. -Sire
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You are kind of horrible at spelling.--|-- Question #60 | Category: History
--|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
--|-- Hint: Starts with 'Ron'
ConCor> ronald reagan
ConCor> ronal
--|-- No one has given the correct answer of 'Ronald and Nancy Reagon'
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Originally posted by ConCor
You are kind of horrible at spelling.
the world is bigger than US, you know..Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islam
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