I had a dentist appointment today. I had a cavity filled. The dentist shot me up with novacaine. The entire right side of my mouth was all numb and shit. After I got out of the dentist's office, I went to McDonald's for a tasty breakfast. I had some hash browns and a sausage McBiscuit thingiemabobber. I also had a cup of coffee. The novacaine is starting to wear off now and my mouth hurts like a motherfucking bitch. Apparently, I burnt the shit out of it on the coffee.
The moral of the story, don't be a dumbass like me and try to drink really fucking hot coffee when your mouth is numb and you can't tell that it's really fucking hot coffee.
The End
The moral of the story, don't be a dumbass like me and try to drink really fucking hot coffee when your mouth is numb and you can't tell that it's really fucking hot coffee.
The End
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