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  • #1

    Battle of Fruit

    What's stronger?

    Me and FRUITANG had a Fruit battle =)

    Xog: Woosa!
    FRUITANG: oh good god
    Xog: yes?
    Xog: Yes, my woosa child?
    FRUITANG: NOTHING
    Xog: Okay, then
    FRUITANG: NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
    Xog: Need another Banana?
    FRUITANG: No thanks, I've got grapes right now.
    Xog: haha
    Xog: My orange beats your grapes!
    FRUITANG: No way
    Xog: Yes
    FRUITANG: My grapes have my oomph
    Xog: Oh yea?! well. my orange has backup helpers, APPLES!
    FRUITANG: No helpers allowed.
    Xog: And don't make me get the carrots.
    Xog: Oh, poo.
    Xog: My oranges can woosa!
    FRUITANG: my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
    Xog: LIES!!
    FRUITANG: FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
    Xog: Oh really?!?!?!
    Xog: Well ermm..
    Xog: Uhm...!!
    FRUITANG: yeah
    Xog: let me think of something >_<
    Xog: 1 second.
    FRUITANG: FRUITANG> FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
    Xog: OMFGZ. you lie. It can't be true! ORANGES RULE GRAPES!
    FRUITANG: FRUITANG> FRUITANG> FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
    Xog: Okay, you win that part. But still. Oranges are stronger!
    Xog: >Cuts an orange open< SEE!!! >squeezes juices onto grapes< BUHAUHAHAHHAAHHA!!! Theres acid in oranges, and grapes cannot repel the effects! Muhuahahah!
    FRUITANG: Aw shit
    Xog: your tasty warriors lasted well, but they were still no match for my Skin dissolving orange juice! muhuahaha.
    FRUITANG: you have defeated my legion of grapes, i am nothing but a smothering puddle of grape juice
    Xog: you have yet to find the secret of juices, eh? ^_^
    FRUITANG: nope, that secret recipe still eludes me
    Xog: Perhaps you should train with them. Enlarge your practice! :P
    FRUITANG> Ok, this has gotten too much i'm logging off later

    What do you think is the strongest fruit???

    Place your answers with backup, and we can battle our fruit warriors on the forums! Lame lame i know, but the forums have gotten rather dull.
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  • #2
    watermelons: thick rind defends against acid, and it can squash many a fruit just by rolling over. mwahahaha

    game, set, match

    btw, xog..join meh!
    there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.

    "If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
    -anonymous

    "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
    -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

    "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
    -Samuel Johnson

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    • #3
      Why the fuck do you insist on posting godawful logs even after Concretes post about crappy logs?
      Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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      • #4
        Hi Bilbo.
        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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        • #5
          that's a cool log...

          it's xog's log
          there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.

          "If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
          -anonymous

          "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
          -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

          "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
          -Samuel Johnson

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          • #6
            Tomatoes are the strongest fruit because if used properly they shoot high power shrapnel that causes the stains of death the cause all other fruit to cower and hide in embarrasment!HAHAHAHA!
            Run Wabbit Run Wabbit Run Run Run Here Come FFLeader With His Gun Gun Gun ewww .?go rabbit -Redlights <ER>

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            • #7
              this fruit is the strongest
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              • #8
                ROFL! Kevin Sorbo is a fruit? WTF

                or are you talking about the babe next to him? ah phooey.
                Run Wabbit Run Wabbit Run Run Run Here Come FFLeader With His Gun Gun Gun ewww .?go rabbit -Redlights <ER>

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                • #9
                  Kevin Sorbo looks like he could be playin for the other team
                  DELETED

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                  • #10
                    EL-OH-EL
                    Run Wabbit Run Wabbit Run Run Run Here Come FFLeader With His Gun Gun Gun ewww .?go rabbit -Redlights <ER>

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bilbo
                      Why the ---- do you insist on posting godawful logs even after Concretes post about crappy logs?

                      Hi Bilbo, sorry if you're offended or just looking to flame someone cuz ur pissed off at your life or something. I just wanted to provide an example for FRUIT BATTLES!!! Wheeeeee

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                      • #12
                        Fruitang, I am going to kick you off of the squad.
                        5:gen> man
                        5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                        • #13
                          Xog> ?squad Fruitang

                          Squad: Pallies


                          You lie, liar! Liar liar plants for higheerrr

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                          • #14
                            i'm sure patrick meant "plants for hire"
                            there's more to life than meets the eye, but don't let that get you down.

                            "If someone throws a stone, throw bread back."
                            -anonymous

                            "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
                            -Samuel Langhorne Clemens

                            "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
                            -Samuel Johnson

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by syzygy
                              i'm sure patrick meant "plants for hire"
                              spongebobsquarepants?

                              who would watch that show?

                              it sucks

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