Yo! I met this girl the other night

[John Titor]

Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
Said she came out lookin' for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
I said "Why?", she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
She said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

[Latrine]

Richard Creager sez: "I love That's So Raven. I watched the Disney channel yesterday for 12 hours. Come here Anneliese you blunt nosed androgynous beauty and I'll make a proper woman out of you."

[Richard Creager]

That's true but in that 48 hour period I must've watche dit for 24 hours.

[Vandroy]