a modest proposal

[Yoshiba]

T J-B-Inc> Volcs what is that in your mouth ?
T Yoshiba> ermf ish notha weener, i promith
T Volcs> a popsicle
T J-B-Inc> I know you like my Tube steak
T Volcs> i dont eat meat
T Yoshiba> volcs i have something for you
T Volcs> lol what is it
T Yoshiba> a book
T Volcs> what book is it?
T Yoshiba> a modest proposal
T Volcs> by whom?
T Yoshiba> Jonathen Swift
T Volcs> and what is the book about?
T Yoshiba> eating babies
T Yoshiba> like veal
T Yoshiba> only babies
T Yoshiba> im talkin real baby back ribs
T Yoshiba> DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!!!! MELTING OFF THE BONE!!!!!
T Volcs> ignored

[Mr. Spam]

Moved to Useless Crap

[Yoshiba]

bastardage

[Vykromond]

AMP is pretty damn short for a book. Let's call it a "short story."

[Mayo Inc.]

Re: a modest proposal

Originally posted by Yoshiba
T J-B-Inc> Volcs what is that in your mouth ?
T Yoshiba> ermf ish notha weener, i promith
T Volcs> a popsicle
T J-B-Inc> I know you like my Tube steak
T Volcs> i dont eat meat
T Yoshiba> volcs i have something for you
T Volcs> lol what is it
T Yoshiba> a book
T Volcs> what book is it?
T Yoshiba> a modest proposal
T Volcs> by whom?
T Yoshiba> Jonathen Swift
T Volcs> and what is the book about?
T Yoshiba> eating babies
T Yoshiba> like veal
T Yoshiba> only babies
T Yoshiba> im talkin real baby back ribs
T Yoshiba> DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!!!! MELTING OFF THE BONE!!!!!
T Volcs> ignored

Did someone say Sea Lab 2020? I did.

[Yoshiba]

yeah, i editted volcs lines a tad so it would be funier, she just cant be funy no matter how hard she tries, evne when you are giving her all the tools she needs.

btw chickmate = funniest sealab episode

debbie> and hesh, why would you make a good father?
hesh>um...............SEX!!!

[Mattey]

A Modest Proposal was a good short story... one of the better ones we read in class this year.