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    omgjebushelpme
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    kinky
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #3
      liverpool... that figures.

      (unless its a place in america which stole the name liverpool from us, like a lot of other place names)

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      • #4
        I might be going to Liverpool Uni :/

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        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
        ---A few minutes later---
        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
        9:Kim> UM
        9:Kim> i didn't
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        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
        9:pascone> lol?

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        • #5
          me too, when i pass my GCSEs lol.

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          • #6
            Make sure not to mess with the local children then, unless you want a sound shanking.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              LOL COOL.

              Who woulda thought that 11yr olds are sexually active loooooool.

              AHAHAHA

              Teenie Boppers Boppin

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              • #8
                Are they even teenie boppers? What's the age group for teenie boppers?
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #9
                  figure of speach lol

                  still pretty cool shit

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                  • #10
                    oh wow. america makes me sick.
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #11
                      Liverpool is in the UK if I remember correctly...not America
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #12
                        omgz the british
                        TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                        TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                        TelCat> i dont

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                        • #13
                          that's fukking stupid- in many ways i don't know how to explain.

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