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    Hi I'm a tool
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      so glad we dont have anything like the RIAA over here

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        ?buy ticket to england
        ?buy house on the waterfront
        $$

        lol, i'd love to visit england one day, tho.
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          Awesome ASCII work right here-

          http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~r...matrix.html.gz
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            that was actually a filter to make that ascii thing, lazy asses.

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              yum

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