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Masturbation is cruelty to animals…
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the one eyed snake
you should be ashamed....
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the one eyed snake
you should be ashamed....
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Meh, fk the animals, it gives us fun and releases strain and pressure as a susbstitute for sex which most of us cannot get.
We are after all animals ourselves. -
I asked 3 medical students, an aspiring politician, and an aspiring lawyer (through the astounding power of MSN) what animal phrases they called masturbation. They said (we'll have to take their word for it that these exist):
Clubbing the baby seal
Drain the monster
Flail the whale
Drizzle the squid
Dunking the dolphin
Bleed the lizard
Helping the python shed its skin
Milk the maggot
Twirl the squirrel
Donkey spank
Pound the pelican
Tame the shrew
Charm the serpent
Hack the hog
Bringing Mr. Weasel back from the dead (lol)
Burp the worm
Cracking the bat (ok we're cheating here)
Its amazing what ppl from all parts of the world (well scotland, england, burma, and malaysia at least) can call it lol...Well, very simply, it's a biscuit, but it is also a cake - think of it as the transvestite of biscuits. They're about the size of, well, a biscuit, and they're basically a disc of sponge, with a bit of orange-flavour jelly on top, covered in a thin layer of chocolate.Comment
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Would you even want to say and make that as a comparison?Milk the maggotComment
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polishing the lighthouseComment
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Waxing the beanComment
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TOUCHING YOUR WIENEROriginally posted by Yoshiba
i lag when i smoke weedComment
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fuking a sock. [or all of the animals listed above.]Comment
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floggin the dolphinMayo Inc. - We should change god's name to "Tod"... see if there's any followers. - MatteyComment
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i stil like mine betterOriginally posted by Yoshiba
i lag when i smoke weedComment
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lol me too TOUCHING YOU WEINER!!! LOL LMAO!!!Comment
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Disliked
[B]fuking a sock.
WHAT THE HELL?Comment
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