I had cybersex with an ICQ bot

[mewtwo]

Re: I had cybersex with an ICQ bot

Originally posted by Annux
150374335(10:04 AM) :
hi, do u care about feeling wet and orgasm now?

Annux(10:04 AM) :
i care!

me@u.always(10:04 AM) :
cool

me@u.always(10:04 AM) :
how r u?

Annux(10:04 AM) :
you have awesome english

me@u.always(10:05 AM) :
thnx

me@u.always(10:05 AM) :
r u alone now?

me@u.always(10:07 AM) :
r u there?

Annux(10:07 AM) :
yeh sure

me@u.always(10:08 AM) :
someone beside u?

Annux(10:08 AM) :
yes my teddy bear

Annux(10:08 AM) :
you into bears?

me@u.always(10:09 AM) :
yea, how long since your last cum?

Annux(10:09 AM) :
oh, i don't know..a fortnight?

me@u.always(10:10 AM) :
do u like masturbation?

Annux(10:11 AM) :
who doesnt!

me@u.always(10:11 AM) :
how often u do it?

Annux(10:12 AM) :
every full moon

me@u.always(10:12 AM) :
emmmm

me@u.always(10:12 AM) :
do u like 69 pose?

Annux(10:12 AM) :
too often or not often enough?

Annux(10:12 AM) :
possy? no, it's not gang related

me@u.always(10:13 AM) :
how old r u?

Annux(10:13 AM) :
whats your first name?

me@u.always(10:13 AM) :
jack

me@u.always(10:13 AM) :
u?

Annux(10:13 AM) :
bruce

Annux(10:14 AM) :
hi jack, want to be erotic on me

me@u.always(10:14 AM) :
yea

me@u.always(10:15 AM) :
what turns u on?

Annux(10:15 AM) :
k U start

Annux(10:15 AM) :
sweaty guys

me@u.always(10:15 AM) :
do u like semens?

Annux(10:16 AM) :
i like all sort of semens

Annux(10:16 AM) :
semen me this, semen me that

me@u.always(10:16 AM) :
do u love annal sex?

Annux(10:16 AM) :
as long as you're paying

me@u.always(10:17 AM) :
emmmm

me@u.always(10:17 AM) :
where do u live?

Annux(10:17 AM) :
you want to come over and enjoy my semens?

me@u.always(10:18 AM) :
i love to do u like never b4

me@u.always(10:18 AM) :
how old r u?

Annux(10:18 AM) :
really Jack? Bruce would like that very much

me@u.always(10:19 AM) :
how old r u?

Annux(10:19 AM) :
29

me@u.always(10:20 AM) :
emm, the very proper age

Annux(10:20 AM) :
i really hope you're a poorly programmed bot

me@u.always(10:21 AM) :
how many dicks ejaculated in your pussy?

Annux(10:21 AM) :
23.7

me@u.always(10:21 AM) :
i really love to do u

Annux(10:21 AM) :
so lets go

me@u.always(10:21 AM) :
is your pussy still narrow?

Annux(10:22 AM) :
bruce doesnt have a pussy....anymore

me@u.always(10:22 AM) :
what she has, a river?

Annux(10:23 AM) :
..

Annux(10:23 AM) :
*lOL*

me@u.always(10:23 AM) :
did u start wetting?

Annux(10:23 AM) :
wetting in progress

me@u.always(10:24 AM) :
do u make cyber sex often?

Annux(10:24 AM) :
im making eggs at the moment

me@u.always(10:25 AM) :
love to insert it and eat it mixed with your honey

me@u.always(10:26 AM) :
can u insert to in your sweet vagina hole, and open your legs, so i can eat and ryb your clitoris

me@u.always(10:27 AM) :
do u rub sweet heart your sweet clit for me?

me@u.always(10:27 AM) :
would love to feel your hot too

me@u.always(10:29 AM) :
then u r a cool gay?

Annux(10:29 AM) :
the coolest gay on this side of the atlantic

Annux(10:29 AM) :
afk, fag slut

R you sick or are you lying? i think your lying cuz botz dont talk to you you talk to them! LIAR!
anywho.... you a fag

[Kingz]

lol...

[Pearl Jam]

Re: Re: I had cybersex with an ICQ bot

Originally posted by mewtwo





R you sick or are you lying? i think your lying cuz botz dont talk to you you talk to them! LIAR!
anywho.... you a fag

YAYAYYAYAYA MEWTWO 2 COOL 4 FOOLS KEWL ^_____*

[Mattey]

Originally posted by Disliked


how would you know that I dont have crabs?

Because you haven't and never will have sex.

[Annux]

I'm not even going to dignify Mewtwo with a response.

[Superted]

Originally posted by Mattey


Because you haven't and never will have sex.

Do you even know what crabs are you dumb fek?

[Facetious]

Originally posted by Disliked

Do you even know what crabs are you dumb fek?

Apparently, you don't.

[Superted]

Originally posted by Face


Apparently, you don't.

yes I do because ive just looked it up to prove that im right ^_^

btw, i said he didnt know because he thought the only way to get it was through sex.

[Facetious]

Originally posted by Disliked


yes I do because ive just looked it up to prove that im right ^_^

btw, i said he didnt know because he thought the only way to get it was through sex.

Haha, you fucking moron, you almost always get crabs from sex. They're pubic lice. They don't live on your feet. I guess you could get them in your hair if you rubbed your armpit on some chick's crotch. I'd consider that some bizarre form of sex, myself, but maybe you don't. Is that what you're referring to?
-Face

[Mattey]

Originally posted by Disliked


yes I do because ive just looked it up to prove that im right ^_^

And you just proved my point.

[Superted]

So you never use towels face?

(Jeez I only wanted to prove a guy wrong that thpought you could _only_ get it from sex)

and i said i looked it up to prove i was right, to make sure I was right and I was.

[Bigwig]

a friend of mine went to strip club and as he was walking in with his friends the stripper had just removed her thong and she throws at his friend, the thong landing on his head. A few days later his eye is killing him and he goes to the doctor. He had crabs in his eye.

-no sex-

[Superted]

Originally posted by Bigwig
-no sex-

Thank you

[Mattey]

Disliked you call me a dumb "feck" but you had to look it up, which is just said and pathetic. Furthermore, what is the most common way to get crabs?

GG
-No Sense-

[Adman]

pulled these fuckers out of there today.