Information on Apt

[Bioture]

Apt's real name is Enrique. Enrique grew up in the desert eating small lizards and cacti. He lived in a trailer, and not one of those good trailers, no, he lived in one of those perrywinkle blue trailers from the 1980's.

After turning 18, Enrique aspired to join the military. This way, he could make some money, and move out of the desert.

Sadly, this didn't happen and Enrique is still in the desert. After months of using the desert public library's internet to enjoy a game called Continuum, Enrique returned home to his perrywinkle blue trailer.

Enrique's mother had enormous titties.

[Ivan]

Lol Bioture

Sex?

[Bioture]

tittays are gr8!

[Ivan]

Yummy!

[Facetious]

3:facetious> i just dont think that theres any point in flaming bioture
3:facetious> he just obviously has no friends in real life
3:facetious> and that in itself should be enough punishment
3:ZeUs!!> fair point

[Jason]

Dear Bioture,

That was both uninteresting and severely lacking even the slightest hint of humor. Dude, if you're going to flame someone, do it right. Be an absolute prick, or make the poor chump look more idiotic than George W. Bush in a press conference. If you're just going to tell some half-assed little story that won't even bring a smirk to Delectable's face (and Delectable says just about nothing outside of "LOLOLOLOLOLOL"), just keep your unfunny mouth shut.


Hugs & Kisses,

~J

[Mr. Peanuts]

what the fuck is this pointless shit, bioture?

oh, the talent...

[Ivan]

you are pointless ship, retard

[Jerome Scuggs]

hahahaha

[Evasive]

Bioture, I'm trying to imagine you being funny...

[apt]

It's an inside joke between me and Bioture and the rest of our racial rantings on the Juice chat. Thus it's location in Useless Crap, I found it hilarious ;/

[Mr. Peanuts]

keep it on juice chat.

[Ivan]

Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
keep it on juice chat.

ya apt, control yourself <3<3<3

[Verthanthi]

sometimes he says l00000000000000000l

[Cops]

Originally posted by Facetious
3:facetious> i just dont think that theres any point in flaming bioture
3:facetious> he just obviously has no friends in real life
3:facetious> and that in itself should be enough punishment
3:ZeUs!!> fair point

And you know this because? Go back to your "when I was in highschool and there was a guy like Bitoure I'd trip him" lines. You're a fucking asshole who has nothing better to do then look down on others and point out how you're much better then them.