Craziest shit you've ever done/seen in a classroom?

[Troll King]

Fine. We'll just ask people to refer to your Conneticut-bred skinny ass.

Would that make things better?
Would that make a difference?

[Pandagirl!]

Hmm if any of you remember my lil coffee story, here's something else from the same teacher...

Well we were wroking on these maps in history, and he went by my desk and said, "That state is too big. Make it smaller." (We had to draw the states on the map of the US) So I re-drew it. He walked by again. "Kessler, that dot there should be inside this state. Now the state is too small." So I fixed it again. And, he walked by me again. "Now you have erased lines all over your paper." So I picked up my eraser to erase them some more. "Ahh, those erasers are crap. Lemme give you a chunk eraser." So he went to his desk, got a big eraser and acted like he was gonna throw it to me. So I got ready to catch it, and it was still in his hand (he has a reputation of throwing stuff really hard at people). So he gave it to me. Then he walked to the front of the class and said, "Ah, the perfect Christmas present for me. Correcting the smartest kid in the class two times." So I erased the lines, and got up to give him back the eraser. "No, no, leave it on your desk. As long as you don't eat it. It may be tempting, with it that chewy and all, and chewy stuff may seem appealing, but erasers are not for eating." Everyone started laughing at him. How did he know erasers are chewy?, lol. He's just a really weird teacher. He likes to tell corny jokes as we walk out the door. Today's joke: Christmas break is coming, so grab Rudolph's tail and have him take you home tomorrow after school. But don't grab his nose, or you'll get electrocuted.

What the heck?!

[Pandagirl!]

Here's that teacher picture of the school web. Fear.

[PolluX]

Originally posted by Digitalwave
Pollux, you are a racist pile of shit.

Why? Are u mexican?

[Pandagirl!]

Lots of people didn't believe me that we got to toliet paper the school so I got proof.

Click me

[Digitalwave]

Stop bumping this thread you fucking magbag.

[Fit of Rage]

back to the subject of the thread...

for our senior prank, we went to a local farm. we got 4 cows, 4 goats, 4 sheep and 3 pigs. we painted the cows 1,2,3 and 4. then we did the same with the goats and pigs. however, we painted the pigs 1, 2, and 4. then we let them loose on the school. the administrators caught all of the animals, but were absolutly baffled at where the #3 pig had gone. they spend hours looking for it, and to this day they still dont know what happened to it.

[Madmaster]

A friend told me this one once:

It was just before gymnastics class. This guy had an 2 L Coca Cola bottle in his proximity and he began to wonder.
He inserted his dick through the hole and guess what, he got stuck.
It do not end all there.
As I said it was just before gym. class and he were bound to get out to the rest of his class but when he couldnt get rid of the bottle he just wrapped a towel around his waist.
He were determined not doing gymnastics just by sitting down and try to fade away.
As when he sat down the teacher told him to remove the towel and join the class.
And so he did...
Swoooop it said, and the Coca Cola bottle were trying to reach for the skys instantly.


Couldnt do a better translation than this. sorry. But you hopefully get the picture

[Bilbo]

He actually fit in a cola bottle? Heh heh.

[Madmaster]

He wasnt that old then.
Young and horny

[Bilbo]

When you are old enough to be horny you aren't supposed to fit in a cola bottle.

[Madmaster]

You seem awful interested in this guy`s dick.
Now, read the stories and dont get hung up on stuff

[Tera]

The weirdest thing that ever happened to me at school was when i was at greek-class (yes yes im well educated ) and we were gonna watch a movie about some old greek crap god with loads of power blablabla...

so the teacher turned on the movie... and a ..........
TADA


PORN MOVIE APPEARED


we all laffed so hard that the principal came (his room was like.. 2 rooms next to the one we were in) and he asked what was going on?

so a kid yelled like: OUR TEACHER WAS MASTUBATING WHEN WE ENTERED THE CLASSROOM

so the principal totally freaked out on the kid, but then another one hit play-button on the VCR and the porn appeared...
The teacher called it a day after that with teaching and he quit or something... whatever happened to the teachter then i dont know

peace

[Evoce]

i made a very very very very very big heap of poo in the corner of the classroom. $ geez i own

[Troll King]

Originally posted by Tera
The weirdest thing that ever happened to me at school was when i was at greek-class (yes yes im well educated ) and we were gonna watch a movie about some old greek crap god with loads of power blablabla...

so the teacher turned on the movie... and a ..........
TADA


PORN MOVIE APPEARED


we all laffed so hard that the principal came

That story sounded funnier when I read that final sentence the wrong way.