Volcs is the awesome

[Hairygroin]

Dude, its Tuesday. You're too late.

And, if it was monday and there still was time, I would ask Volcs to a dance. Not one of those "clubs"...but a real dance, where I could whirl her around in a Flamenco or a Waltz.

After the dance gets her blood pumping and loosens her up, I would take her out to dinner. After dinner, it would be up to her .

[Arc]

I know I was just bored.

Btw who won?

[Volcs]

fuck if i know...

yeah jason, i REALLY miss the labret. At one point i had a funky twisted nose stud in to try and stop it from touching my gums, it looked horrible though. I'm actually pretty sure I'm going with a verticle labret once winter is over (it would kill to snowboard with, freezing temperatures and all). I'm pretty excited for that

oh man, the star's gotten me in so many awkward conversations with children... (I do coop at an elementary school) I've had children ask what the star was from on 3 seperate occasions. I told 2 of them it was permanent marker and i hope it comes off soon (stupid kids). The other said "why is there a scar on your wrist that looks like a star?" I was completely speechless, so i told them my friend had left a cookie cutter on the stove and then burned me with it by accident.. I mean, what else am i supposed to say? I can't really cover it up because i have to wear a tie-bracelet on the other arm... I just try to wear long sleaves alot more often now

As for the PA, i could NEVER do that. I'm sketched out about getting my nipples done. I mean, a hood piercing would be damn cool but much like you I don't have the "balls"

[Randedl]

and the winner is. . .

undecided!

i know rob was leaning towards crazi's bid last i heard, and i'm a big fan of david hasselhoff so i was with pusher. . . although that boat is really really cool. . .

stay tuned for the results! and just remember, it's going to a good cause!

[Witness]

Butt I wanted to up my bid!

One pair of edible undies! (new!) and 3 soft tacos from tacohell,and your choice of drinks (pepsi , mountain dew ,or dr pecker)...


:eek:

wit

[Jason]

My ex had her hood done. It was nothing but a pain in the ass. First of all, we couldn't have sex for almost two weeks. Then it was always getting infected, which again meant we couldn't have sex. And it didn't even really look all that great in my opinion. She fucking loved it though, mostly because it made her orgasms a little more interesting once in awhile. That's kind of why I'm thinking about getting the PA. A friend of mine hooked up with a guy who had one, and she couldn't shut up about how great it felt for her. Then again, I get weak in the knees just thinking about the needle going through... ouch. :eek:

[Randedl]

game over

Originally posted by THE PUSHER
In addition to the man milk, raisinettes, sour cream, and midgets I offer this:

1400 free hours of AOL Online
A years supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat
Metallica's tribute to Yanni (on vinyl and autographed by the band)
A copy of Martha Stewart's porn audition tape from 1973
The Encyclopedia Brittanica
Days of Our Lives - The First 10 Years on DVD
Assorted cheeses from the Orient
One pair of tighty whities, worn and autographed by Prince
Lifetime supply of Manic Panic hair coloring products
Free subscription to Reader's Digest
A bullhorn
A bull
A big ass fire pit to cook the bull
Facetious
Mayor of Lompok, Kansas for a day
Three hours in a locked room with a baseball bat and Avril Levigne
And last but not least.. a date with this man

volcs is yours. please contact me in game about payment options, i hope you enjoy.

(the midgets from nepal just couldn't be topped)

[Facetious]

so does this mean im now owned by randedl, or volcs?

[Volcs]

-shrug-

[sour]

Originally posted by Volcs
-shrug-

volcs take your happy medicine

[Randedl]

Originally posted by Facetious
so does this mean im now owned by randedl, or volcs?

you are mine temporarily. this all goes to a good cause though, so we're going to put you to work reconstructing iraq or somethin

[Facetious]

Fuck this. I'm going to get the player's union involved. You can't trade me to Iraq.

[Volcs]

I don't have to put out, do I?

[Rob Dougan]

It shouldn't be any different from any other date you'd go on.

(In other words, yes you do)