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  • The Pony Got Shot? (03/02/04)

    This weekend's event results were being sent via Pony Express. Unfortunately due to a freak gastro-intestinal explosion, the pony died and the results were forever lost! Or were they?

    After I removed my cranium from my colon, I realised that I was just being a dickhead and didn't post the event results! SO HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!

    Saturday we had a World War Three! zEuS!! was given a weekend pass away from the Plum Island Biohazardous Containment Facility, and he infected us all with his benevolence! The war got under way with about 160 people rocking out to Queen, and those arousing Village People. The New Alliances quickly broke down for the rest of the world, with Finland dominating the weak by blasting music from the Finn super group Fintelligens! Shugogetten was the MVP with a score of 65-25!

    On Sunday, Dodgeball was the game! Hundreds of people showed up to be helplessly blown to bits by the Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Dock, Weaver, and Dumbass.. I mean THE PUSHER). As expected, the hell was unleashed and DoCk> took top throwing honors with a score of 56829674356289563749265846298342543-0. Because I'm a complete jackass, I forgot who survived the Dodgeball, so feel free to ?message me about my jackassery. In the end we are all winners! (I should be shot for saying that.)

    Stay tuned! Next weekend's brain bleed will be announced soon!
    Last edited by THE PUSHER; 03-02-2004, 07:51 PM.
    Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



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    Originally posted by Tyson
    There is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.
    Originally posted by HeavenSent
    Hello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.
    Originally posted by Izor
    Women should never be working in the first place.

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    • #3
      Pusher, straight answer please, were you drunk when you posted that thread?
      I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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      • #4
        Drop dead sober.
        Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



        -->CLICK HERE!$!$!<--

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