The Best Defense Is... Being Able To Stay Alive

[THE PUSHER]

Under the harsh tyranny of Latin America, world currencies have collectively devalued at a record pace! Poverty is at an all-time high, starvation is the number one cause of death in third, second and first world countries, and the only food people are allowed to eat are empenadas and guacamole! This madness has got to stop! The leaders of the rest of the world have all met, in secrecy, and come to a decision that there will be a world-wide revolt! However, due to the fact that the Americans want it to be called the Big Mac War, the Canadians want to replace military tents with Igloos, and the Europeans are arguing with each other about who has the best "football" team, the alliance has broken - it's every country for themself! SATURDAY, 3PM EST, ?GO WW3, BE THERE!

sixtoo will be doing a live World War Three radio show on Trench Wars Radio! For details on how to listen in click: HERE!

-AND-

Were you the fat kid who always got hit first, or the wrangly kid that could dodge everything?! In our world it doesn't matter, you can be whichever you want! It's everybody's favorite non-contact sport: DODGEBALL! With high-speed projectiles whizzing at you from every direction, you're going to need to be on alot of caffein to last til the end! SUNDAY, 3PM EST, ?GO DEATHMATCH!

-AND-

If that wasn't enough, we've got just the thing! Trench Wars staff is on withdrawal! We haven't seen a good game of Warzone in eons! Look for fantastic and fun things this weekend as we lapse back into our addiction!

TWDT Schedule: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=9961

See you all at the games!

News written by Randedl

[Selex]

Under the harsh tyranny of Latin America, world currencies have collectively devalued at a record pace! Poverty is at an all-time high, starvation is the number one cause of death in third, second and first world countries, and the only food people are allowed to eat are empenadas and guacamole! This madness has got to stop! The leaders of the rest of the world have all met, in secrecy, and come to a decision that there will be a world-wide revolt! However, due to the fact that the Americans want it to be called the Big Mac War, the Canadians want to replace military tents with Igloos, and the Europeans are arguing with each other about who has the best "football" team, the alliance has broken - it's every country for themself! SATURDAY, 3PM EST, ?GO WW3, BE THERE!

sixtoo will be doing a live World War Three radio show on Trench Wars Radio! For details on how to listen in click: HERE!

-AND-

Were you the fat kid who always got hit first, or the wrangly kid that could dodge everything?! In our world it doesn't matter, you can be whichever you want! It's everybody's favorite non-contact sport: DODGEBALL! With high-speed projectiles whizzing at you from every direction, you're going to need to be on alot of caffein to last til the end! SUNDAY, 3PM EST, ?GO DEATHMATCH!

-AND-

If that wasn't enough, we've got just the thing! Trench Wars staff is on withdrawal! We haven't seen a good game of Warzone in eons! Look for fantastic and fun things this weekend as we lapse back into our addiction!

TWDT Schedule: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=9961

See you all at the games!

News written by Randedl

- Winner: SELEX..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Was last alive $ USA ALL THE WAY!

[Awesome]

For the sake of newbies.. sigh... why did you quote his entire post if you were the only one replying. and it was quite obvious to everyone you were replying to the post above yours, which in this case, is the only post in this thread.

STOP QUOTING THE THREADS THAT ARE DIRECTLY ABOVE YOURS

PS: I'm waiting for some newbie to come along and think he's just the coolest kid on the playground to quote this entire message and then think they it was the funniest thing in the history of the internet

[cundor]

I think awesome is frustrated/depressed...

[Selex]

MEAN!