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ATTN: The retiring of Face name a week ago
You know, one would think that everyone would be intuitive enough to have figured this out by now, but, just in case, I'm going to start a thread about the really painfully obvious. I stopped using the name Face. I became accustomed to the name Face and being called Face, and everyone asked me why my name was Face, and although I have a reason, I'm going to be a dick and not post my reason here. Nobody really cared that my name was Face, and nobody asked me to change it, but it was a pretty stupid name that didn't have anything to do with me at all. I'm now going to start using the name Blast, which is not only a cooler word than Face, but a few months ago, I used to say "Blast!" as a euphemism a lot, so it sort of kind of has some relevance to me. I'm really glad that the people who got to know me as Face didn't let my dull trendy noun-name get in the way, and I hope that now that my name is Blast, those same people won't let my new dull trendy verb-name get in the way of our invaluable online friendships. Really, I only changed my name as a way of repaying all the people who have given me respect over the years. Also, if anyone has the name Savage, I want to change my name from Blast to that, so, uhh, if you'll please give it to me, that would be great. I want to retire the name "Blast" and be reborn as "Savage". Really. "Savage" is a way cooler name than "Blast".
You know, one would think that everyone would be intuitive enough to have figured this out by now, but, just in case, I'm going to start a thread about the really painfully obvious. I stopped using the name Face. I became accustomed to the name Face and being called Face, and everyone asked me why my name was Face, and although I have a reason, I'm going to be a dick and not post my reason here. Nobody really cared that my name was Face, and nobody asked me to change it, but it was a pretty stupid name that didn't have anything to do with me at all. I'm now going to start using the name Blast, which is not only a cooler word than Face, but a few months ago, I used to say "Blast!" as a euphemism a lot, so it sort of kind of has some relevance to me. I'm really glad that the people who got to know me as Face didn't let my dull trendy noun-name get in the way, and I hope that now that my name is Blast, those same people won't let my new dull trendy verb-name get in the way of our invaluable online friendships. Really, I only changed my name as a way of repaying all the people who have given me respect over the years. Also, if anyone has the name Savage, I want to change my name from Blast to that, so, uhh, if you'll please give it to me, that would be great. I want to retire the name "Blast" and be reborn as "Savage". Really. "Savage" is a way cooler name than "Blast".
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