LETTERS TO SANTA 2021

[Hookecho]

It's that time of year again! Whether you've been naughty or nice, we want to see your wishes to Santa!

As in years past, we will be displaying your messages in our traditional holiday arena.


Please send in your submissions no later than December 16th to be featured on the map!

Letters may be sent in via this thread, or via in-game ?message (or use pastebin.com if longer) to me.

Please keep your wishes friendly and PG-13 at worse.



Thanks and Happy Holidays from all of us at Trench Wars!

[Lizzo]

Dear black Santa,

All I want for Xmas is half of FreeSpirit's $$$s. Thanks

[Leland]

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y S A N T A



L E L A N D

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[god is dead]

Dear Santa,

Please be a little quieter this Christmas, you woke me last year last year and I saw your bulging sack going up the chimney.

[PrOnEsSim]

Dear Santa, please give me A TWL 2022 medal, thamk you.

[Jessup]

Dear Santa. I love you and all but you are better than this.
Can you stop with the slave labor please? geez...
It is 2021 going on 2022 and you're behind the times.
Elf Lives Matter!!
Consider this my gift request and if you don't free them you will be sorry! You look fat and slow and easy to kill like a levi.
xxx Jessup

[olde]

Dear Santa,
All I want for Xmas is a big booty hoe! Ps. throw in a 40oz

[YPRunks]

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is Xanax instead of coal for all the negative pub chat trolls (hint: check naughty list for names) so that they can relax for a day.

[Exalt]

Dear Santa. I love you and all but you are better than this.
Can you stop with the slave labor please? geez...
It is 2021 going on 2022 and you're behind the times.
Elf Lives Matter!!
Consider this my gift request and if you don't free them you will be sorry! You look fat and slow and easy to kill like a levi.
xxx Jessup

Stop mixing up Jeff Bezos with Santa. Santa is Bezos' middle manager bitch who also gets stuck being a delivery driver. Bezos is the true evil.

[tripin]

Dear Santa,

Stop Fucking my wife please!

This time ill be waiting!!!

Kind Regards,

Tripin

[Paradise]

Walla santa,

Dis year mans want a christmas durag and a new spoon for stirrin' me famous Nigerian pepper stew.

-Paradise

[A fem bot]

Dear Santa,

If you want to grab a beer feel free to get one and the fridge is by the door.
Merry Christmas!

[TheSubspaceStalker]

Dear Santa, I would like people to understand that "311" is an "odd" number, and not even. People in TW seem to be semi-retarded... this makes me sad. Also, please leave some catnip and devil cat juice under the tree. We,re all gonna git HAF and DAF and discuss controversial topics in pub chat, like Michelle Oboma is a man and shit. Happy Holidays!! H5555

[Wirah]

Dear Santa please bring me a copy of the RaCka Comprehensive Warbird Guide for xmas!

[Defaultdolphin2]

Dear Santa all i want is happyness for all DefaultDolphin2