LETTERS TO SANTA - 2023

[Hookecho]

Greetings Fellow Space Pilots,

With the holiday season beginning, it's time to let Santa know how good you've been and tell him what you'd like for Christmas!

As is tradition, we will feature your wishes on our holiday map! Please keep your wishes in the realm of PG-13. If Santa thinks your message is too naughty (qan has dinner with him on Friday nights), we won't be able to post your message (Sorry!).

The easiest way to send your message/wishes is to reply to this thread. If you wish to make your message private until the map reveal, you may send me a ?message in game.

We'll close the requests Friday, December 8th!

Thanks for participating, and Happy Holidays from all of us here at Trench Wars!

--Hookecho

[paradise!]

dear sanna,

Hello Large Man,..it's me..Paradise. Listen up, Pal. Free Palestine. That is all. Rest is irrelevant.

Regards,
Paradise

[Fem.]

what the hell? 4 posts? -eyeroll-

[Fem.]

Dear Mr. Santa Claus,

I would like 3 x 10⁶ billion legally acquired U.S. dollars deposited into a legal U.S. bank account where I have full access to its funds. Thanks a bunch, Santa!

[1 Hit]

Dear Mr and Mrs Claus,

All I want for Christmas is a tiny Santa hat above the flag room.

[RaCka]

Dear Santa,

Please give me as many Pubbux as FreeSpirit, Absurd (Spezza <TW>), and Steve Harvey #2 have. Thank you.

[Riverside]

Santa,

From the river to the sea
Palestine will be free.

Please allow Sprackle a show rate
Of more than 1 week.

From Riverside, TWDT 2023 Week 6 Co-Shark of the Week

[2pac]

Dear Santa,

I wanna take the biggest shit on beam because he looks like a toilet.

[Cheechoo]

Dear Santa,

Please make me a Loto God like 0xDEADBEEF, and also make me richer than RaCka would be (AFTER) they have received their Christmas present.

[mystic_pizza]

dear santa, mistake pizza here. i have not yet notreceived my gift for the 2021 xmas,,, thats OK. everyone moves at different Paces. love u???/ xxo
Have a good yaer!!!!

[Bluff]

Dear Santa,


Make me decent in warbird again. Having children made me terrible at this.

[Blacky]

Dear Santa,

I want your powers of teleportation and flight. That is all.

[YPRunks]

Dear Santa,

I know people use the phrase "Peace on Earth," but they must not have played this game. We need "Peace in Space."

Also, some good bourbon. Thanks!

[god is dead]

Happy Christmas Trench Wars,
Another year has passed,
To all those that ruled the kill-o-thon,
And to all those that came in last,

Let's remember what's important,
Its not making your opponent a goner,
The players that make a difference,
Are the ones with respect and honor,

Thanking opponents, saying good game
Not spawning or spreading hate,
To these players I say to you,
I hope your Christmas is great!

[Sir BattyCrease]

dear santa

i hope you go down everyone's chimney and give them AIDS

regards,
Boshcut