Favorite ?help responses

[punjar]

?help Can i get a table dance over here?

[Coyote]

hi

[skate]

wow that is so NOT funny, mine are on the other hand.

?help Do people with red hair have red pubic hair?

?help Is my modem an astronaut? cause my connection is out of this world.



skaTe> ?help fat chicks are cool, you slap that ass and ride the wave in
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(RoboHelp)>If this is not helpful, type :RoboHelp:!summon to request live help.
:RoboHelp:!summon
(RoboHelp)>A staff member may or may not be available. If you do not get a response within 5 minutes, feel free to use ?help again.
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(War*loK <ZH>)>so true so true!! i love to surf that wave!

[Louis XV]

?help _o/ OOH CALL ON ME! \o_ MEE! \o/

[Blast]

Originally posted by skate
wow that is so NOT funny, mine are on the other hand.

Yes. You're just flat out hilarious.

[DoTheFandango]

?help i need to ask a question to the <er>s
i did that on my first day on continuum
03-15-2000 on GotMilk89 (no i am not GotMilk!)

[Matorian]

?help Sbob and Digi are talking about directing scat porn and involving me in it. I am scared and confused and want them to stop. How do I make them stop. Please stop them.

DoCk> Heh Matorian just banned slowbob

You know the sad part is, 9 years later and I finally read this thread. gg.

[moth]

C 2:moth> we need 2 win this dd
C 2:Criminal> there are a bunch of tiny shards of glass embedded in my forearms now
C 2:Criminal> idk what broke but it broke into a ton of pieces
C 2:Criminal> bunch of broken glass on my desk for some reason
C 2:moth> why u on computer weird fuk
C 2:moth> go 2 hospital
C 2:Criminal> im hard
C 2:Criminal> punched an african american in its face and broke my knuckles and didnt go to the hospital for 2 weeks
C 2:moth> how u going 2 win this dd with glass in ur arms
C 2:moth> going 2 bleed out halfway thru round
C 2:Criminal> i have a lemon chill
C 2:Criminal> ill b fine
C 2:Criminal> just hurts when i put pressure on the spots that have glass in them

moth> ?help CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEMPORARILY BAN MY SQUADMATE HE IS DYING BUT REFUSING 2 GET OFF COMPUTER 2:Criminal> there are a bunch of tiny shards of glass embedded in my forearms now 2:Criminal> just hurts when i put pressure on the spots that have gla
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P Pure_Luck> we dont ban people for that

[gran guerrero]

hey mat, don't revive old threads. Thank you.

[gran guerrero]

but it's ok seeing as thread is still relevant for today

[moth]

Turrets are a like like ferrrets. They Rhyme! ?go Turretwar2 -johnie <ZH>
moth> ?help TURRETS ARE NOT "A LIKE LIKE" FERRETS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. DID STAFF AXE ZENABEE TO HIRE HER OLDER BROTHER OR WHAT
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P (Magnetic <ZH>)>Hey
P :Magnetic <ZH>:I DO NOT WANT A BRAZILIAN TAKING MY HELP CALLS ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
P (Magnetic <ZH>)>Can you stop telling this on help or you will be silinced

[moth]

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[gran guerrero]

I've made a couple of terrorist threats against staff chat, but I never log them

[Burzum]

silinced

Laughed so hard I fell unconscious

[Burzum]

Some vintage calls:



help: (EvilKiller) (Public 2): why leviathan can do leviathan be more??? but more that leviathan is cant be kiil, but how to do that?

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cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): ajksdhasjkdhasjkd
cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): ajksdhasjkdhasjkd HES TRY KILL ME
cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): ajksdhasjkdhasjkd HES KILL ME

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help: (UNSTABLE_UKRAINIAN) (xdodgeball): ( i was wonerin wat the chat is that staff have)
help: (UNSTABLE_UKRAINIAN) (xdodgeball): ( Can i bee a staff)

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cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): Hyenna he is do my name copy!! and its no fun!! and he is do squad: pungroop and my is Pubgroup!! I DONT LIKE HIM and he say he load my banner (( BANNED HIM!!

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cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): Olsson - Robin HE KILL ME JUST 1300 BTYY!! AND SAY CHAT: ATTACH ME BASE
cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): HABEEB HE KILL ME AND SAY MY SQUAD PASS CHGAT
cheater: (Hyeena) (Public 0): HABEEB He kill me, Tk and say THE PASSWORD TO THE SQUAD -WEAPON- IS: ******* I dont say it :P

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help: (Ace Joker) (Public 9): my hemroids are flairing up got any ass cream?

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help: (PeteyMcNasty) (wbduel): Howdy. Can one of y'all c'mon down over to wbduel and get this pally started? YOU WANNA' PALLY? WE PALLY ALL NIGHT LONG!
help: (PeteyMcNasty) (wbduel): Alright. I asked for someone to start wbduel nicely. I ~WILL~ send, in it's entirety, William Shatner's version of Rocketman if y'all don't meet our demands.

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help: (Amputate) (duel): can you host some zombs someone thanks
Incoming zombies!! Maybe tomorrow, who knows when but it will be hosted sometime! ?go rabbit –Reaver

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help: (Bah Bah Black Sheep) (#robopark): bah bahh baahh bah

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(prawnin noobsies)>PLease tell me how using the N word is rasism

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cheater: (prostitution) (elim): a mole is hiding in elim

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help: (JiggaMan3732) (wbduel): hello I am from the zone of hockey, I had heard that some of you are to host hockey on the occasion, could one do so at this time?
1:Twerpy <ZH>> ah, the foreign zone of hockey

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help: (FireBird 420) (Public 0): all mods love to tak it up the ass by thier dads
1:RoboHelp> I'll take it!

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M1ke Hunt has been begging and pleading for pictionary for the past hour or so and quite frankly I've had enough of it. ?GO PICTIONARY to shut him up -Volcom <ER>
help: (HUNT) (duel): HAHA YOUR CUNT HAS BEEN ASKING FOR PICTIONARY