TW suckers, part I

[The Jackal!]

Hey
Im from the zone Death Star Battle where Im known as DirtyJackal, recently I started playing Trench Wars with the nick The Jackal! in a squad named Lycan together with lots of other dsb:ers. Here is a funny log, enjoy it tw:ers.

Allrigt lol, so I was playing some baseelim in Trench Wars (Because nobody in DSB wanted to prac) when this guy snoozy (Some tw newb) starts asking noob questions in blue.

snoozy> To play in this arena you need at least 36 hours of usage. Type ?usage to see your current usage
snoozy> i have only 5 hours
snoozy> can i buy usage hours from someone?
DirtyJacka> pm me

I tell him to private message me and after a few seconds he private message me. He have no idea Im about to trick him.

snoozy> hello
DirtyJacka> Hey, do you need usage hours?
snoozy> yes
DirtyJacka> Allrigt, I give you for free, you dont have to bye them lol
snoozy> whoa thanks
DirtyJacka> What is your password?
snoozy> what you need my pass for?
DirtyJacka> To give you usage hours
snoozy> it dont work like that
DirtyJacka> ?
snoozy> how can you give me usage hours
DirtyJacka> I just use the command .?Giveusagehours=snoozyw
snoozy> never heard of that before
DirtyJacka> lets talk after this baseelim

I play the baseelim because its funny but also because I need time to think, how can I lure him to give me his password? I get specced because of high packetloss and decide to start talking with him again.

:snoozy:allrigt
:snoozy:do you want usage hours or not?
(snoozy)>fine, here is my pw ßöàóçûäÅ
:snoozy:thanks, just give me a sec
:snoozyid you recive usage hours?
(snoozy)>nope not yet
:snoozy:Hmm I try 1 more time
:snoozy:Now?
:snoozy:type ?usage
(snoozy)>nope nothing
(snoozy)>hurry up
:snoozy:Hmm, well thanks for giving me your password, gg.
(snoozy)>wtf????
:snoozy:g2g cya buddy

I quickly log off in case he calls some op etcetra. Enjoy guys! Ohh and if you seem some smurf playing baseelim named snoozy, dont ask who he is

Ps. I have cleansed the log and made it easier to read by making text bigger and cursive Ds.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Youre gonna get told to GTFO.

[Pandagirl!]

Owned, ignored, good game, go back to DSB, AFK.

[Superted]

Wow, you're my idol!

I hate name stealers like you.

snoozy> Panda Girl that idiot thot i gaved him my real pass lolz

[Reclusion]

Holy shit! You got that fucker good, huh?!?!?

Nice job, The Jackal!!

[Golden Sun 1]

Fuck off back to DSB

[AcidBomber]

You're mean you newb... <_<

If you hate TW so much, go screw around in DSB... stay away from TW. :annoyed:

[cundor]

You must be 16

[PrOnEsSim]

MSG To lYcan:get the fuck off our zone.
Kthx afk.

[freddie]

That had nothing to do with zones. You just fooled some new player, feeling allmighty now huh?

[Kuukunen]

Amazing, I can't wait for part II.

[snoozy]

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nice try JackA$$ that password didn't work. Good work fooling yourself.

snoozy> anyways that jackass think he was smart
Intimidate> so you aren't dirtyjackal?
snoozy> i was trying to see how dirty he was
snoozy> nope
Intimidate> lol
Intimidate> nice
Intimidate> I really hate dj
snoozy> so i gave him my pass as ******
snoozy> lolz
Intimidate> he's the dumbest ass in DSB
snoozy> then i gaved him my pass as ßöàóçûäÅ
snoozy> lol that crap dont work
Intimidate> you should just make an account on there to post and show that he's dumb
snoozy> nah i dont even play DSB
Intimidate> I know
snoozy> ok ill go post something
Intimidate> good

Intimidate> good

mm, so dirty didn't get your pw.
VA ßöàóçûäÅ

NOPE, what kind of bonehead thinks ßöàóçûäÅ is a real password? Thats 6 different aphabets put into 1. but thanks to his tactics im sure tons of newbie can feel safe playing in his Zone.

[Da1andonly]

popcorn anyone?

[Pandagirl!]

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Wooooow.

[GHB]

This is actually funny and very well written