Want to become staff? Follow my easy tips!

[zxxzxxz]

Hey everyone! I have noticed that there is a great way to become staff in SSCU Trench Wars if you want! Just follow these easy tips:

1. Be a girl! It doesn't matter if you really are a girl or not, but as long as you say that you are one, you'll be fine!
2. Talk to Pure_Luck and tell him that you are a girl! Trust me, he will message you every time you are online and try to talk to you. It will be even easier if you can send him a picture of a girl and tell him it is you.
3. Once he asks you to join his squad or a private chat, you know you are close!

There are a few things to remember as well!

1. It doesn't matter if you are a 8 month newbie in the zone! Just look at MirrorriM <ZH>! Just keep up that girl parade and you'll be staff in no time, no matter if you are a newbie or not!
2. You will notice that a very high percentage of the better known "girl" players are staff. This is no coincidence!

If anyone has any questions I would be happy to help! It is very easy to understand, though! Just follow my easy tips and you will be a ZH before you know it!

[Nycle]

This is getting old...

[Superted]

We already know thanks.

P.S. You missed out 'be a baser'.

[PH]

You're cool. Just kidding. Go shoot yourself in the face, faggot.

[Pandagirl!]

Yea, this is so old. Mirror is really nice! And besides, look at me. I've been playing for almost 5 years now, and am I staff? ^-^ Well I probably wouldn't accept it even if they asked, but I kinda blow your theories to pieces. Now just go away and stop with the "be a girl to get staff" charade.

[Suh]

Mirr <ZH> would have been cooler,

[RoDNeY]

Hey everyone! I have noticed that there is a great way to become staff in SSCU Trench Wars if you want! Just follow these easy tips:

1. Be a girl! It doesn't matter if you really are a girl or not, but as long as you say that you are one, you'll be fine!
2. Talk to Pure_Luck and tell him that you are a girl! Trust me, he will message you every time you are online and try to talk to you. It will be even easier if you can send him a picture of a girl and tell him it is you.
3. Once he asks you to join his squad or a private chat, you know you are close!

There are a few things to remember as well!

1. It doesn't matter if you are a 8 month newbie in the zone! Just look at MirrorriM <ZH>! Just keep up that girl parade and you'll be staff in no time, no matter if you are a newbie or not!
2. You will notice that a very high percentage of the better known "girl" players are staff. This is no coincidence!

If anyone has any questions I would be happy to help! It is very easy to understand, though! Just follow my easy tips and you will be a ZH before you know it!

well, mirrorrim is a girl u idiot, when we were all on teks we talked on ventrilo, unless she is a guy that can sound liek a girl very very very well

[Dameon Angell]

She has more skill than your newbie ass. And sorry, if you really thought you were funny typing all this shit up, go back to the drawing board cause that hour you spent thinking up this ultimate joke ended up to be total shit.

Oh, and if you didn't know, you're still a nobody.

Answers to your retorts:

1. Yes, I know its a 2d spaceship game, everyone says that.
2. No, it's not my life either, I goto work and am out with my girlfriend.
3. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be here writing this thread.

Note: If there is somone to blame, make fun, etc* for her getting staff, it was my fault, kthx.

And I just wanna say congrats to her, and I wish it was under better circumstances that I found out about this.

[Remezetti]

hmmm, another guy that wants to join staff. :S
I got another tip for you boy. Spam ?help with Can I join staff pleeeeease??????
This will definately help ^-^

Regards,
Rem & Co.

[gerry]

mirrorrim is x5858x, former no surrender member. she's not really new. she's probably (edit: she has been) been around longer than the newbie who started this thread.

[RoDNeY]

yea didnt she have a name like j85858 or something la la a la

[Mr. Peanuts]

It's old but it still made me smile.

[unrealistic]

Heh, you dickhead.

[Kawrae]

You're cool. Just kidding. Go shoot yourself in the face, faggot.

I love hidden text.. :wub:

[Sir>elim_killer!]

Well first i must say being staff once that if you want to be staff you must be a newbie. Especially now staff are all ppl that can kiss ass with the best of them. It use to be in you were in paladen you would get staff easily. Now all you need to leanr is how ot kiss ass, and you will be staff in minutes. Also you need a below level of IQ. If you have an IQ above 75 please dont apply, you wont make it. You will make ppl higher up feel inferior and we cant have that. I wont say all staff is like this because their is always exceptions to everything but i have learned the staff now are complete idiots with sense of humor at all. They feel it is a great honor to become staff. That is why most of the old vets you will bever see staff due to the fact that the have more important things in life then to deal with all the crap of being in the staff. Staff use to be fun, but now it is just ruined with all these new events that are lame and boring. So to end my rant on staff, if you really want to be staff all you need to do is kiss ass, give certain type of favors, and yes be a girl.

sir elim