Hal Wilkerson.

[Theif of Time]

Hal Wilkerson> "First we will bake. I have kneaded the dough, and heated the oven; you shall creep inside to see if it is hot enough to bake the
Hal Wilkerson> Hal, I think he's also said "patterns so complex that they seem to have no food to feed ourselves?"
Hal Wilkerson> he'll use them in conversation.
Hal Wilkerson> i think its time to go to bed, the Kinkyness of the Wilkersons is overrated"

I'd just like to say, good job Kyace ( I assume its Kyace, cos he mentions Kyace every now and then) for providing us with this new toy. Please don't take him away.

Hal Wilkerson> he learns from what you say

[Superted]

Yeah I was there for the birth! It was quite amusing I must say.

[Theif of Time]

I think he was taught some very naughty things, along the way...

Hal Wilker> Stultus <ZH>> I was awake, just touching myself to pictures of dead animals

Hal Wilker> don't you lag right out of your clothes and into my bed?
Incoming F> who said that?
Hal Wilker> i said that

but I'm under the impression that someone is remote controlling him. At least, here, he cannot see into our thoughts. He is not a forum bot... unless he is?

[NaiLed]

i don't understand this thread

[PH]

The sad thing is, despite most of his statements making no sense at all, Hal is more intelligent than 90% of TW's player base.

[GHB]

[Pandagirl!]

Haha when I bored I love to play with Hal, but I never keep the funny things he says.

[Kyace]

Actually Hal is a quick little bot that 2dragons made that uses a MegaHal package http://www.jibble.org/jmegahal/ . It just uses my name (also with Stultus and a couple other) because some immature people (me, Stultus and a couple other) tried to teach it to insult people.

[Richard Creager]

Ill teach it how to insult

[Theif of Time]

I think I taught him noob. At least, he said it a bit more. He succeeded in insults a couple times. ME>I think its all in your head... Hal> I think you're crazy
and then ikrit went and moved him to pub 0, which was FULL and so depreived us of Hal... until I sent a ?help you sadistic bastard.

[geekbot]

ignore.txt

[Money]

Hal Wilker> stop repeating yourself newb!

Hal Wilker> Hal , If Revival touched you in a spot you don't ask hal questions

[Pandagirl!]

I got bored and taught him a few things.

Hal Wilkerson> Pedro for president!

Hal Wilkerson> Who has the cookie jar?
Hal Wilkerson> Jacklyn is hiding the cookie jar
Hal Wilkerson> Jacklyn is the empress of the cookies
Hal Wilkerson> Jacklyn loves to make chocolate chip cookies
Hal Wilkerson> Pure Hatred will never earn the cookie jar from Jacklyn!

That took about 30 minutes to get him to learn all that.

Hal Wilkerson> Tats fancies men? Tats does!

Sorry Tats, I had to! :P