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That last one was pretty decent actually, no phallluses involved.
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2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE
2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head
1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
1:spider> Wooooohoo!
1:spider> .*passes the hat*
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oe hoe someone is not having a dick.Originally posted by Burzum
Rudy> Maisoul has a history of making men out of girls. Something in his physiology.
Morgane> was that fun?
waxer> like the first time i had sex, i cried
Morgane> u really cried the first time u had sex?
waxer> LOl,no
waxer> im just like kthx, i never had sexComment
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yeah he doesn't do dicks1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh
5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
5:Attila> :\
5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
5:Attila> u make it sound so yummyComment
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Goddess> UR Pretending to be a female aren't u ?
Kthx> goddess, if a guy wants to make a sexually disguising name like "missa" what right do you have to say anything while your name is "Goddess" and you are far from that, weighing in at a whopping 350 lbs.
Kthx> .?find 300lb trailer trash whore
missa> LOL!
Kthx> player not found
Kthx> hmm
Goddess> u can be ousted out of the squad u r currently in
Goddess> and quite easilly i might add lol
Kthx> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GODDESS THREATING TO AXE SOMEBODY FROM PALADEN
Kthx> the only place goddess can get someone axed is the local buffet if a server doesn't refill her diet coke fast enough.
Goddess> i also know the steps ur tryign to take to get into staff
Goddess> allllllllll kinds of funny stuff too lol
Kakka> tell us
missa> yah goddess, what am i doing to get on staff?
Oen Izan> goddess like half tw dont have funny stuff on you
Goddess> she's trying to love up to staff members... to get their vote to get her in lol
Goddess> tryign to follow pandas footsteps
-earlier that night, in wbduel..-
Goddess killed by p.v.
p.v.> i just harpooned a whale !
Goddess killed by p.v.
p.v.> HARPOONED AGAIN
p.v.> goddess was very disapointed when she killed me last round......she was like "Hey, wheres the cream filling?"
p.v.> GODDESS DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH HOSTESS SITUATIONSLast edited by Missa; 08-30-2006, 02:24 PM.Comment
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I only wish I had the logs from all those years ago where Goddess was sucking up to a staff member and saying she had all these connections to get into staff :PPandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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I like the time goddess threatened to have me fired from tw staffUSA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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lol HARPOONED!sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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C 2:ckpoon> is 'brave' and 'prowess' the same meaning?
C 2:No one can kill me> no
C 2:ckpoon> difference?
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> brave = somone who has sex with chickens
C 2:No one can kill me> i think prowess = ability
C 2:No one can kill me> and brave = sex with chickens
C 2:No one can kill me> kinda different
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> prowess = somone who is good at having sex with chickens
C 2:ckpoon> LOL!
C 2: Doc Flabby> u will catch birdflue
C 2:Refer> uit's true
C 2:No one can kill me> yea ability to have sex with chickens
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> 'YOU WERE VERY BRAVE WITH THOSE CHICKENS!'
C 2:Refer> LOL
C 2:No one can kill me> 'YOU GET THE AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING PROWESS'
C 2: Davie> http://hairgrowth.doyouhaveepilepsy.com/
C 2:ckpoon> what is epilepsy??
C 2:ckpoon> ??
C 2:ckpoon> i feel a bit vomiting!!!
C 2:ckpoon> why??
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> retards have epilepsy
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> maybe u have mental illnesses
C 2:No one can kill me> Dr. Samba
C 2:SAMBA PA TI> i got my degree in photoshop
C 2:Superted> i can't choose
C 2:Superted> wank or sleep?
C 2:ckpoon> what is wank?
C 2:Superted> wank is to grasp one's penis in one's hand, and tug
C 2:ckpoon> lolComment
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LOL OMGOriginally posted by Missa
That was the only time Goddess ever got 'poon! ZING! And yes, Goddess is a man. An obese, gay man.1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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2:IlyaZ> i used to think i had a pet porcupine but it turned out to be a pile of leaves in the snowOriginally posted by WardComment
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my favorite part about it is how i never talk to staff unless its paladen people or at an event theyre hosting.. ill be like "hi" or whatever. what is that crap lolOriginally posted by Pandagirl!Comment
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I'd just say dont revive old threads again...but goddess quotes...oh the hilarity.
superted's get a thumbs down though
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yeah, i hunted out this thread to post this in. guess i couldve made a new one, but whats the difference eh? :PComment
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Nikolai> I am just ... let's call it sexual confused
hahahahaRudy> Maisoul has a history of making men out of girls. Something in his physiology.
Morgane> was that fun?
waxer> like the first time i had sex, i cried
Morgane> u really cried the first time u had sex?
waxer> LOl,no
waxer> im just like kthx, i never had sexComment
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lol, day after previous goddess quotes, im in some arena and she pops in.
Goddess> rofl missa
Goddess> r u really that obsessed with me?
missa> nah wanted to send you a log of kthx owning your face
Goddess> he's on ignore because he has mental problems and thinks that he's kewl becasue he spends too much time obsessign with me
missa> go harass someone else
missa> stop talking to me ffs
sheeP> missa
sheeP> whales dont understand english
sheeP> dont bother
missa> okay sheep
missa> ?spec
SPEC: Goddess
and also after two hours of that stupid riddle crap:
Who was the first TW Female to reveal her breasts to the public of tw?
ANSWER!
ExcaLibuRx> goddess?
kingrex> goddess
missa> goddess
Krazie_Kil> Goddess
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