All your holiday shopping are belong to me (Div Rides Superstore)

[Divine Rides]

Late Holiday Shoppers

[Latrine]

I haven't seen that much crap since I ate a box of chocolate laxatives.

About the cleanup rag, how easy is it to clean? Also it says that one size fits all up to 36 months, well I'm older than 36 months and am concerned that it will be unable to cover all splooge sensative areas. I don't know about you but my ejaculations can fly up to 1.5 meters away and I don't really want to cover up because I enjoy seeing the flight but I don't like having to wipe the floor with wadded pieces of toilet paper.

[Sleepy Weasel]

You just saved Christmas

[Divine Rides]

also available by special order is a baggie containing no less than 10 of my pubic hairs

[Pearl Jam]

ahahaha

I bought one of everything. All you mindless fucks will do the same.

[Divine Rides]

Originally posted by Latrine
I haven't seen that much crap since I ate a box of chocolate laxatives.

About the cleanup rag, how easy is it to clean? Also it says that one size fits all up to 36 months, well I'm older than 36 months and am concerned that it will be unable to cover all splooge sensative areas. I don't know about you but my ejaculations can fly up to 1.5 meters away and I don't really want to cover up because I enjoy seeing the flight but I don't like having to wipe the floor with wadded pieces of toilet paper.

It's not intended to be a semen trap, it is merely for wiping yourself up with after you ejaculate. It is also not a valid form of birth control, try to avoid any physical contact between the rag and an ovulating woman's vagina for at least one hour after cleaning up your creamy discharge.

Enjoy the product,
Stanley T. some shithead in marketing Kalhoun

[cundor]

hehe, nice work! I am thinking to buy my mom a "conc" shirt

[Mayo Inc.]

fantastic