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  • #1

    Solution to server lag

    Ok, you think we can't solve the lag problem because if we put the server in north america, the european players lag, and if we keep it in europe, then all the north american players lag.

    Well, I have a solution.

    We all contribute 5 bucks or so, and then with the $300 we get, we buy an inflatable raft and an e-machine from walmart with lindows on it. Then, buy an anchor and anchor the raft in the middle of the atlantic ocean and put the e-machine tw server in it.

    VOILA. Everyone gets the same pings.
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  • #2
    Who's gonna go and fix it if it breaks ?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by RabbitRapist
      Who's gonna go and fix it if it breaks ?
      Do we have any Cuban TW players in the house?
      jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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      • #4
        Cuban routers would only double the lag for everyone.
        Originally posted by Diakka
        Lets stop being lil bitches

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RabbitRapist
          Who's gonna go and fix it if it breaks ?
          SHIRAN IS A SCUBADIVER! or driver or what ever it is ffs
          Mirror <ZH> omg it shark
          Mirror <ZH> this sucks
          Server> dont worry mirror
          Server> shark fits your tits
          Peace <ZH>> shut up
          Peace <ZH>> i do not apperciate you talking to my girlfriend in that manner

          i.d.> Teach me how to not choke
          Witness> well first you put it in your mouth ... but not to long

          1:Hercules> ghoul
          1:Hercules> im level 90
          1:Hercules> in 9d
          1:Hercules> bought a char off ebay
          1:Hercules> cost me $50 but was worth it

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          • #6
            what if sparm whales eat it?
            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #7
              Well, ummm, actually, the last TW server sunk with the Atlantis... they prolly aren't going to try it again...
              6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

              Originally posted by Dreamwin
              3 league vet

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Eeks
                Cuban routers would only double the lag for everyone.
                HAHAHAHA! You didn't catch my sarcasm Eeks.

                RabbitRapist asked who would go fix the server out in the middle of the Atlantic if it broke. I asked if we had any Cuban TW players because we all know what great swimmers they are. Way to kill a good joke, ya bastard. :\
                jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                • #9
                  server lag is cool, gives me something to complain about

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jason
                    HAHAHAHA! You didn't catch my sarcasm Eeks.

                    RabbitRapist asked who would go fix the server out in the middle of the Atlantic if it broke. I asked if we had any Cuban TW players because we all know what great swimmers they are. Way to kill a good joke, ya bastard. :\
                    Maybe he was saying cubans make bad routers. Not likely tho.

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                    • #11
                      Maybe Eeks saw the joke and mad an equally dumb joke. Duh.

                      we all contribute $5 and we end up with 300? Only 60 people play TW? x.o I bet they're all on Pallies
                      1:koan> indy is like being skinny and liking weird music
                      1:tRICERATOPS> just a bunhc of faggots is all being indy is
                      1:koan> we cant talk about this infront of castro
                      1:koan> he's going to see this and be like WTFZ im a skinny vegeterian white dude with selective music tastes

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Project
                        Maybe Eeks saw the joke and mad an equally dumb joke. Duh.

                        we all contribute $5 and we end up with 300? Only 60 people play TW? x.o I bet they're all on Pallies
                        FU. My joke wasn't meant to be funny. It was meant to belittle Cubans.
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                        • #13
                          We could always put it in Canada, everything is better in Canada!
                          Kind regards
                          Neodis

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                          • #14
                            what's a lindow?

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                            • #15
                              Sounds like a soya bean by-product.
                              Kind regards
                              Neodis

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