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  • #16
    this guide is just VERY general (i made it in 3 hours)

    I made it cuz about 2 years ago i was working on a guide and around 50 pages, i kind of got tired and gave up. so I just needed to finish something.

    I'll prob revise it a few times or write some more advanced ones. but this is just for beginners.

    Just General Javelin Skills. Nothing to do with TWL / TWD or any other league things. Bulleting should be a guide in itself as it takes alot of time to develop.
    1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

    5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
    5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
    5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
    5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
    5:Attila> :\
    5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
    5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
    5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
    5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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    • #17
      Originally posted by RednaZ
      Guides are for pussies, just waste 2000 hours of your life in the ship
      I'm half way there.
      Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it's not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won't. it's whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.:fear:

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      • #18
        Nice guide Crazi. Although if I were to have written a guide I would have put more emphasis on speed. Bouncing off walls isn't so bad, because it means you can be more unpredictable.

        And you missed the biggest, best tip ever: SPIN FOR YOUR LIFE (unpredictability ftw)
        Antega.

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        • #19
          Hey ant, where u been?!

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          • #20
            good guide indeed, gj!
            Oar> hey intersect, i found a way to get recruited.
            Intersect>really?
            Intersect>how?
            Oar> "hey, you guys look like you're down the river without an OAR"
            Intersect> HAHAHAH ROFL LMAOMALMA

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            • #21
              thanks, i will be writing a more indepth jav guide (as my series continues). I feel that by me doing short little trailer guides, it'll be better so people won't have to look through an entire dictionary to find what they want to read about.

              Next Guide: Reading Your Opponent.
              1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

              5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
              5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
              5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
              5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
              5:Attila> :\
              5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
              5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
              5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
              5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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              • #22
                Originally posted by crazi
                Next Guide: Reading Your Opponent.
                OOoooo :fear: OOooOOOoo

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                • #23
                  props for actually writing and publishing something like this. i've tried many times to do this, but i can never seem to get past several paragraphs...


                  cheers

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                  • #24
                    I was in the main forum and read "Beginning Jav's Guide yadaa yadaa" and saw TopGod as last poster and thought to myself. Hmmmm it's good that Top is finally taking lessons. Go on top, reach for the stars
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #25
                      Nicely done.

                      Just to add one thing: If you suck at aiming, get good and rely on movement. It's my style =p
                      U Got Qylled?

                      Yes it's pronounced "kill"

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                      • #26
                        But what if u suck at both!

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                        • #27
                          pretty cool
                          1:Kthx> Hey Cower ill let you play the next game if you can name me five medieval weapons.
                          1:Cower> Sword
                          1:Kthx> ok
                          1:Cower> Axe
                          1:Kthx> WAIT, YOU GOT IT
                          1:Cower> ?
                          1:Kthx> GET OFF THE CHAT

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Nickname
                            I was in the main forum and read "Beginning Jav's Guide yadaa yadaa" and saw TopGod as last poster and thought to myself. Hmmmm it's good that Top is finally taking lessons. Go on top, reach for the stars
                            can you translate that from gibberish to english please?

                            thanks <3

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                            • #29
                              jus wanna let u guys know, check out my thread about the sounds i made for subspace. pretty good stuff in there if you like hip hop or crazi's brand of humor...

                              instance:

                              when u move around, it plays a bong hit.
                              when you repel, its LIL JON sayin YEAH
                              when you lay mines, it'll basically be a techno beat
                              etc etc......
                              check it out, you won't be dissapointed!
                              1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

                              5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
                              5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
                              5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
                              5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
                              5:Attila> :\
                              5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
                              5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
                              5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
                              5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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                              • #30
                                Nice job

                                Nice job. Must have taken some time!

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