Halloween joke thread, cuz lil kids need em!

[you_go_boom]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Yes. What can I do for you?"


I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know
how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."


Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana.


They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at
Virgil's house.

Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

Yeah!"

Did they chop your firewood?"

Yep!"

Happy Birthday, buddy!"






two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducked

[Clichy]

This thread is the joke

[SEAL]

Whats never funny?

Rob an icecream man with a magnum.... is never funny..
A sharpshooter who comes back at home and says to his wife "i've missed you" is never funny..
A golfer who scratches his hole is never funny..



edit: read post below: removed the "racist joke" which wasn't that racist. There is in fact an area between racism, and jokes about skin colour / religeous believes / etc. Happy now? Sorry you can't see the difference, but ill remove it for your too-easely-offended puppy eyes.

[Scurvy]

whats IS funny:

how you're not going to get any angry responses to your 'racist joke' because nobodys going to bother reading this thread.

[Clichy]

whats IS funny:

how you're not going to get any angry responses to your 'racist joke' because nobodys going to bother reading this thread.

Sigh if u already call that racism your pretty sad.
I could have been black and I liked his joke :P.
+ if it was about a white guy and it was funny; i wouldnt mind it either.