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[HeavenSent]

So I got a call at 4:20am this morning off my girlfriend who had come from being in town on a night out with her mates and was down my road by the shops. I was like 'wtf its 4:20am' so she was like 'ok' and went to a house party instead.

so now its 7:54am and I get another call, she has been drinking solidly all night and wants me to pick her up from town at 10:00am so I have to drive her all the way to Lydiate in Liverpool to her house where she will probably fall asleep and I wont get any nookie

Can you say, Pussy whipped?

[Mr. Peanuts]

lol? Don't you think shes fucking those guys she is with? If my girl, good thing i dont got one, was out likke that till 7 AM drinking, I'd have to assume the worst. Unless shit in England is different, that bitch was fuckin everyone

or maybe its just the girls you get with are sluts