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  • #1

    the Scrotal sweepstakes

    Hi this is Scrotal, originally called The Scrotal Master, founder and captain of the original legendary Scrotal's Horde!! (1999-2001) and more recently captain of the failed -Legacy- comeback attempt (summer and Fall 2005) and captain of the glorious Shinobi run to the playoffs in the 2006 TWLJ and LD.

    Introductions aside...I have about 1 hour remaining on my international calling card. Now that my woman is back in the States, I have no reason to make an international call. So I figured I would offer my time (1 hour) to one lucky European subspace player, who would like to engage in a fruitful conversation about Trench Wars with the one, the only, The Scrotal Master.

    Application deadline is January 31, so don't delay! Apply to talk to scrot today!
    The Scrotal Master
    "Master of Scrotal Matters"
    "Harbringer of d00m!"

    now appearing as ::drumroll::
    box turtle

    http://www.cafepress.com/historicemblems
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Scrotal View Post
    Hi this is Scrotal, originally called The Scrotal Master, founder and captain of the original legendary Scrotal's Horde!! (1999-2001) and more recently captain of the failed -Legacy- comeback attempt (summer and Fall 2005) and captain of the glorious Shinobi run to the playoffs in the 2006 TWLJ and LD.

    Introductions aside...I have about 1 hour remaining on my international calling card. Now that my woman is back in the States, I have no reason to make an international call. So I figured I would offer my time (1 hour) to one lucky European subspace player, who would like to engage in a fruitful conversation about Trench Wars with the one, the only, The Scrotal Master.

    Application deadline is January 31, so don't delay! Apply to talk to scrot today!

    !!! Count me out.
    May my ambition be, more love of Christ to thee.

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    • #3
      wow, don't you have anything else to do?
      help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

      4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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      • #4
        I'm expecting hilarious comments from following people
        - Zeus!!
        - Jerome
        - Concreteschlyrd
        - Pearl Jam
        - Mootland Farmer
        I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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        • #5
          Starting a new basing squad eh?.. Have a nice run..

          Lets make a Poll

          ETA for next dissolve! PLACE YER BETS!!!
          Under <ZH>> pred i want to taste your man juice!!!
          Originally posted by Cig Smoke
          Pred > JRA > the rest of u

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          • #6
            Hello mate!
            3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
            3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
            3:i.d.> da fk is that?
            3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
            3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
            3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
            3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
            3:Shadowmere> LOL
            3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

            Best> I never cooked a day in my life

            Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
            Shadowmere> Rofl
            Up in ya !> With his feet
            Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
            Up in ya !> l44t feet
            Deft> l44t f44t*
            Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
            Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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            • #7
              You give me $5, and I'll talk to you on the phone for an hour.
              -Bubbles
              Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
              Kthx> yes it is, newbie.

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              • #8
                which of these guys telephone number do U want

                Jonas
                warportal
                displaced
                desperate
                the pioneer
                burzum
                GHB
                Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                There wont be another election for president.
                Obama is the Omega President.
                http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                • #9
                  scrot... hah

                  are you ever gonna go on ss anymores?


                  1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                  • #10
                    hahahahah! Funny.
                    Btw, someone should do an interview, I miss these interviews people used to do. -_-
                    some are wise, some are otherwise

                    1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                    1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                    1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Da1andonly View Post
                      which of these guys telephone number do U want

                      Jonas
                      warportal
                      displaced
                      desperate
                      the pioneer
                      burzum
                      GHB
                      GHB please.

                      ..Seriously.
                      -Bubbles
                      Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
                      Kthx> yes it is, newbie.

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                      • #12
                        Scrot is a fly bitch, I can vouch for him. Some lucky person should sign up for this chat.
                        Spider
                        Formerly EEK! A Spider!
                        Former TW Moderator, still an all around nice guy

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                        • #13
                          I'd want GHB's phone number pls!!
                          (Paradise)>dj sage
                          (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
                          1: Dynasty> LOL
                          1:vue> LOL
                          1:Cap> LOOL

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                          • #14
                            OLOLOLOLOLLOlol this is funni
                            TWLD Season 8 Champion: -FINAL-
                            TWLB Season 9 Champion: -FINAL-

                            Sika> go in, burst and portal out © everett 2006 all rights reserved
                            Cross> feel like masturbating after seeing everett in javbirt
                            1:LF> my gf gives bad head, how do i fix this 1:pinkSTAR> give head to another guy 1:LF> k ur ignored
                            4:moot> cintra thinks he's as good as ev now so he's decided not to talk in public like him
                            1:broly> winning this title is like having sex

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                            • #15
                              I got GHB's number :P unless he changed it :P
                              Under <ZH>> pred i want to taste your man juice!!!
                              Originally posted by Cig Smoke
                              Pred > JRA > the rest of u

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