Forum Quotes.

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Post your fav forum quotes!

Originally posted by Divine Rides
uh... I want to be a common card too, so everyone gets me in every pack and is annoyed by it.


Trench Wars Player> I'll trade you 20 divine rides for anyone on Melee

Trench Wars Player 2> I already have too many Div Rides- you got that Pallies captain guy?

Trench Wars Player> Who's that?

Trench Wars Player 2> Boo aka The Dalai Lama

Trench Wars Player > who?

Trench Wars Player 2> I don't know, I must have made that up

Trench Wars Player> forget the cards, let's cyber fuck

Trench Wars Player 2> My hand is on your ass, how does that make you feel?

Trench Wars Player> You move fast TWP2, it makes me feel a little nervous, but excited in a gay sex virgin kind of way

Trench Wars Player 2> I move fast and I fuck fast, now suck this dick

Trench Wars Player> okay I'm sucking it, I'm swishing it all around- do you want me to pretend I'm a girl?

Trench Wars Player 2> sure lefty, but just keep sucking

Trench Wars Player> Okay now I'm giving you a hand job with jergens lotion

Trench Wars Player 2> oh fuck yeah, that's the good stuff... do it... do it... oh fuck, look there's pre-cum coming out

Trench Wars Player> that's your ureter's way of saying "fire in the hole"

Trench Wars Player 2> what's a ureter?

Trench Wars Player> doesn't matter. Okay now i'm bending over and showing you my inviting warm wet-cave love holes

Trench Wars Players 2> oh fuck, i came. my keyboard is glistening with semon in the evening light

Trench Wars Player> now do me

Trench Wars Player 2> nah

Trench Wars Player> want to lev terr and ruin the basing game?

Trench Wars Player 2> sure, freq 69, 420, or 666?

Trench Wars Player> hahaha, those numbers are hilarious

[Fit of Rage]

Originally posted by CrvenBan
I like to put little milk on my girls neck, then some sugar on her nipples and some whipped cream on her bellybutton. Then I take one sip of coffee and go for some milk, little sugar and a bit of whipped cream. Depending on mood, I can mix it in opposite direction, starting with cream.
That way, I can drink my coffee whole afternoon.

Originally posted by CrvenBan
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[Feb 11 17:54] Miau: I'd love to have coffee with you sometimes.

[skate]

crven is an animal

[TelC@t]

This is sooo classic ....

Originally posted by Mattey
This forum is like a waterfall of stupidity. We need to build a dam or something.

Originally posted by Verthanthi
Wouldn't that just collect the stupidity into a giant pool?

[Galleleo]

I dont really know, but I like the one from divine alot too..

[Eeks]

Originally posted by iToxicon
me and coojma have started squad, Overdone, basing squad and we are recruiting, in subspace message <?message toxicon:<message> and tell me if u r interested, tell me if u r interested in here

Toxicon forever in all forums.

[Dim]

Trench Wars Player 2> I move fast and I fuck fast, now suck this dick

Trench Wars Player> okay I'm sucking it, I'm swishing it all around- do you want me to pretend I'm a girl?

Trench Wars Player 2> sure lefty, but just keep sucking

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This is the best bit.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Originally posted by Ruby
I have a degree in CISCO networking

[brookus]

He probably doesn't even have the T-Shirt to prove it.

llater,
Tony

[Nickname]

Utopia> If we suicide we may die.

[Beef Lo Mein]

That cyber quote is pretty damn funny.

[Mr. Spam]

Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd

Originally posted by Ruby
I have a degree in CISCO networking

heh, that arguement was very hilarious.

[Mattey]

Don't fuck with ruby, he is a cisco-certified doctor/astro-engineer.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

You forgot Professional Web Designer.

[Acid Tank]

Originally posted by skate
crven is an animal

Heheh