(links to the original 3 versions, if you haven't already seen them, are at bottom)
6:Heatha> can you make me win withput playing rand
(College)>i can't believe you didnt but me in your hall of qoutes...sigh...now i cant wait to get your skinny ass in a headlock.
9:Mr.420 <ZH>> mom, rand is beating me
1:THE PUSHER> youhear that sound? that's my dick laughing
[Jan 22 02:33] THE PUSHER: help: (GreenDots) (#meow): We have kidnapped a TWBot, ransom is set at 10,000,000pts. We also demand a football helmet filled with strawberry ice-cream. You have 15 mins to comply with our demands or you'll never see your bot
9:dcm <ZH>> lol rand is like those guys that sit on golden chairs and watches his slave do stuff
(Buja X <ZH>)>u wish u had these herpes baby
(Froedrick)> ok i like secks and all and herpes tastes like ice cream but.. UR ALL FUKIN SICK STFU
9:Acid> if i were gay [. . .] 9:Acid> i wouldnt touch a french man
9on <ZH>> <---torn between thinking Rand is l33t and thinking Rand is kinda sad.
9:Tigerex <ER>> operation Human Shield 9:Tigerex <ER>> hide behind the canadians and advance
9a1andonly <ER>> I may not be as hairy as Robert DeNiro, or as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, nor as handsome as Mel Gibson, but I lick better then Lassie!
Just a side note, if Flow was hosting youd be getting this: flow> if ur paddling upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house flow> answer: none ice cream dont have bones
9:Cops <ZH>> Cops forgetting to unspec warned, cops forgetting to host a game 2nd warned but falling asleep weel hosting *PRICELESS*
Bluedandy> I'm a false female
6:Webbb> Canada- who has produced wonderful things like Volcs and La Crosse
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? Maybe cos you smell like an old seagull...?go warzone3 -Tigerex <ER>
[Jan 28 16:43] Mythrandir: here's one for your quotes: Arcturus U> instead of owning me, you should own a grammar book.
4:Oen Izan> ya know Rand, I am readin ya quotes again and there is none by me, have I seist to be funny any more
Pearl Jam> afk dropping things on top of pigs
4:daciz> last week they had a blind black white supremist
u've had the best, now try the rest, prodem actually hosted by me! ?go prodem -Randedl
J !> Lolly pop Lolly pop ooo lolly lolly lolly lolly pop lolly pop ooo lolly lolly lolly lolly pop! loly pop!!
7:Mayo Inc.> the best is when u say something funny and then like 2 weeks later the black guy who sits infront of u is like 'DIS ***** SAID SOME FUNNY SHIT... HE WAS LIKE...."
help: (INVINCIB|E) (Public 3): Is there a Hugo R Gasm there- I'm looking for a Hugo R Gasm I cant find himhelp: (Aim Captain) (Public 0): wich moderator wanna join my squad ? i give u a high up in twd to captain...
6:Anon> im going to name my dog randedl
DoCk>> Randedl> can she fly a terr? i'd mount her all night long. . .
7:Bilbo the Hobbit> Semen is a natural lube!
7:Adman> i'm not gay 7:Adman> but my boyfriend is
9:Cops <ZH>> God I hate evrey zone exept Tws its like the Wendys of Server's
9:Goddess <ER>> who cares if he smells... he's god :P
7:Bluedandy> I wouldn't just pork my squadleader, ffs
6:Mikena> the toaster is still a bit advanced for me
8:Shade's Child> never sacrafice virgings. rape them first
Ayden> melee motto .. killthem all .. let god sort them out
4:crazi> he keeps changing his name like multiple scurosis
7:bloodzombie> if I was ever president, I'd push our border up about a 100 meters... not because we want that land, but just to show the canadians who's boss
Removing players with -1 deaths - Erathia
9:THE PUSHER> THANK YOU VERY MUCH-OH MEESTA ROBOTO
[Feb 19 10:20] Mayo Inc.: if u were aluminum, I'd make u into a candedl, id also do the same thing if u were made a wax... or is that a candlededl?
2:K A N E> you would be suprised how hot some of the girls that play games are to
7:Made You Look> if you add an F to the end of Melee and read it backwards, it says "Feel Em"...hmm
PeteyMcNas> Bot is right, Bible's wrong
2:crazi> what if i threatend to send locusts to ur house
BORG Leade> up in the arena with my ***** nope the dope feena, always buggin about loses and winnaz, but i dont give a shiet i alt tab the screena
Marsupial > you must obay the tatoo on my ass, exit only
Brandus> My one accomplishment will be getting the shield a few times in subspace after days and days of shooting space ships
sTuPiD-gEr> i always knew 2dragons was a bot
6:Heatha> i like mirrors
1:Oen Izan> I need me a nose hair trimmer, some one email me thiers if they have one
sTuPiD-gEr> watch your shots before i eat your children
Acromania! Can't think of anything but Randedl for R? Join the rest of us! Type ?go trivia to play! -DoCk>
cheater: (Lord-Kit) (Public 4): cheater your ass hole is suck?or afking?no one reply me when i be tked
6:POiD> buja talk -> regular talk> my printer is being mad gay -> I like it in the ass but by printer wont fit
Volcs> i dont shave.. CALL ME CHEWBACA! hahaha. ez.
sTuPiD-gEr> rand says he's seen autistic children who've done better.. so that means i have a chance
6:Rac00n> we are not lunatics...we are only a little crazy...we haven't graduated to wearin the helmets yet
Cpt.Guano!> i think theres some sort of relationship between haircuts and sex
7:Politik> I like to wear boxers that double as reflective orange-glo night-safety clothes
2rty> i ran to #wee and said to her ..you cant ban what you cant find
9:wark <ZH>> erm did i say sheep? i meant sleep, but anyways, im going to baaahd
sTuPiD-gEr> yea.. i found a few sites that said "you've reached the end of the internet. please turn off your computer and go outside, fatass"
9:ZeUs!!> isnt 'sshing' the noise you get in LOTR when two swords clash in a sword fight (that usually sees two guys and a midget beat an army of 3,000 single handedly)
9:Mr. 420 <ER>> i still have a bra on my head
(xxxpainexxx)>hey, your smart, tell me, how do they defend an entire country with those tiny little red knives????????????? DAMN SWISS!
2rty> can vets nuter humans?
2:Alternative> your the load that your mom should have swallowed!
2:Weaver> hehe: Fighting Over The Internet Is Like The Special Olympics It Doesn't Matter Who Wins Your Still A Retard
bloodzombi> I gotta be honest, I think you're dumb as rocks, but your body is smokin
2rty> i mean..if velcro shoes came out with shoes that looked good...they would sell..but they are always the grandpa walkers
bloodzombi> because they represent an authority figure, and deep down, you wish you could kill your parents
7:POiD> chats should be like sex .. only talk when its real good.. and then its REAL short sentences.
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. ?go twisted to play -Buja X <ER>
1:white.bl> it's my bday and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to...
2:K A N E> strip it and dump it
7:Bluedandy> SHE'S AN OLDER WOMAN, YOU GOTTA BANG HER
7:sTuPiD-gErBiL> THE OLDER THE BERRY, THE SWEETER THE JUICE!
6:EdDiE> Roses are read, violets can rot, i sometimes make sense, i usually do not
7:Bluedandy> I'm the hottest damn midget ever
1:Oen Izan> wrinkly dicks, ribbed for her pleasure
2:K A N E> they like....your last name is wong , yours is jong..you related?
[Mar 31 14:42] adam <ER>: new quote: 1:Tigerex> If i was Dean of staff i'd promote you all, *COUGH* RISE UP AND REBEL WITH ME *COUGH*
Links:
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/...s=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/...=&threadid=1840
Volume III: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...&threadid=2545
6:Heatha> can you make me win withput playing rand
(College)>i can't believe you didnt but me in your hall of qoutes...sigh...now i cant wait to get your skinny ass in a headlock.
9:Mr.420 <ZH>> mom, rand is beating me
1:THE PUSHER> youhear that sound? that's my dick laughing
[Jan 22 02:33] THE PUSHER: help: (GreenDots) (#meow): We have kidnapped a TWBot, ransom is set at 10,000,000pts. We also demand a football helmet filled with strawberry ice-cream. You have 15 mins to comply with our demands or you'll never see your bot
9:dcm <ZH>> lol rand is like those guys that sit on golden chairs and watches his slave do stuff
(Buja X <ZH>)>u wish u had these herpes baby
(Froedrick)> ok i like secks and all and herpes tastes like ice cream but.. UR ALL FUKIN SICK STFU
9:Acid> if i were gay [. . .] 9:Acid> i wouldnt touch a french man
9on <ZH>> <---torn between thinking Rand is l33t and thinking Rand is kinda sad.
9:Tigerex <ER>> operation Human Shield 9:Tigerex <ER>> hide behind the canadians and advance
9a1andonly <ER>> I may not be as hairy as Robert DeNiro, or as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, nor as handsome as Mel Gibson, but I lick better then Lassie!
Just a side note, if Flow was hosting youd be getting this: flow> if ur paddling upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house flow> answer: none ice cream dont have bones
9:Cops <ZH>> Cops forgetting to unspec warned, cops forgetting to host a game 2nd warned but falling asleep weel hosting *PRICELESS*
Bluedandy> I'm a false female
6:Webbb> Canada- who has produced wonderful things like Volcs and La Crosse
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? Maybe cos you smell like an old seagull...?go warzone3 -Tigerex <ER>
[Jan 28 16:43] Mythrandir: here's one for your quotes: Arcturus U> instead of owning me, you should own a grammar book.
4:Oen Izan> ya know Rand, I am readin ya quotes again and there is none by me, have I seist to be funny any more
Pearl Jam> afk dropping things on top of pigs
4:daciz> last week they had a blind black white supremist
u've had the best, now try the rest, prodem actually hosted by me! ?go prodem -Randedl
J !> Lolly pop Lolly pop ooo lolly lolly lolly lolly pop lolly pop ooo lolly lolly lolly lolly pop! loly pop!!
7:Mayo Inc.> the best is when u say something funny and then like 2 weeks later the black guy who sits infront of u is like 'DIS ***** SAID SOME FUNNY SHIT... HE WAS LIKE...."
help: (INVINCIB|E) (Public 3): Is there a Hugo R Gasm there- I'm looking for a Hugo R Gasm I cant find himhelp: (Aim Captain) (Public 0): wich moderator wanna join my squad ? i give u a high up in twd to captain...
6:Anon> im going to name my dog randedl
DoCk>> Randedl> can she fly a terr? i'd mount her all night long. . .
7:Bilbo the Hobbit> Semen is a natural lube!
7:Adman> i'm not gay 7:Adman> but my boyfriend is
9:Cops <ZH>> God I hate evrey zone exept Tws its like the Wendys of Server's
9:Goddess <ER>> who cares if he smells... he's god :P
7:Bluedandy> I wouldn't just pork my squadleader, ffs
6:Mikena> the toaster is still a bit advanced for me
8:Shade's Child> never sacrafice virgings. rape them first
Ayden> melee motto .. killthem all .. let god sort them out
4:crazi> he keeps changing his name like multiple scurosis
7:bloodzombie> if I was ever president, I'd push our border up about a 100 meters... not because we want that land, but just to show the canadians who's boss
Removing players with -1 deaths - Erathia
9:THE PUSHER> THANK YOU VERY MUCH-OH MEESTA ROBOTO
[Feb 19 10:20] Mayo Inc.: if u were aluminum, I'd make u into a candedl, id also do the same thing if u were made a wax... or is that a candlededl?
2:K A N E> you would be suprised how hot some of the girls that play games are to
7:Made You Look> if you add an F to the end of Melee and read it backwards, it says "Feel Em"...hmm
PeteyMcNas> Bot is right, Bible's wrong
2:crazi> what if i threatend to send locusts to ur house
BORG Leade> up in the arena with my ***** nope the dope feena, always buggin about loses and winnaz, but i dont give a shiet i alt tab the screena
Marsupial > you must obay the tatoo on my ass, exit only
Brandus> My one accomplishment will be getting the shield a few times in subspace after days and days of shooting space ships
sTuPiD-gEr> i always knew 2dragons was a bot
6:Heatha> i like mirrors
1:Oen Izan> I need me a nose hair trimmer, some one email me thiers if they have one
sTuPiD-gEr> watch your shots before i eat your children
Acromania! Can't think of anything but Randedl for R? Join the rest of us! Type ?go trivia to play! -DoCk>
cheater: (Lord-Kit) (Public 4): cheater your ass hole is suck?or afking?no one reply me when i be tked
6:POiD> buja talk -> regular talk> my printer is being mad gay -> I like it in the ass but by printer wont fit
Volcs> i dont shave.. CALL ME CHEWBACA! hahaha. ez.
sTuPiD-gEr> rand says he's seen autistic children who've done better.. so that means i have a chance
6:Rac00n> we are not lunatics...we are only a little crazy...we haven't graduated to wearin the helmets yet
Cpt.Guano!> i think theres some sort of relationship between haircuts and sex
7:Politik> I like to wear boxers that double as reflective orange-glo night-safety clothes
2rty> i ran to #wee and said to her ..you cant ban what you cant find
9:wark <ZH>> erm did i say sheep? i meant sleep, but anyways, im going to baaahd
sTuPiD-gEr> yea.. i found a few sites that said "you've reached the end of the internet. please turn off your computer and go outside, fatass"
9:ZeUs!!> isnt 'sshing' the noise you get in LOTR when two swords clash in a sword fight (that usually sees two guys and a midget beat an army of 3,000 single handedly)
9:Mr. 420 <ER>> i still have a bra on my head
(xxxpainexxx)>hey, your smart, tell me, how do they defend an entire country with those tiny little red knives????????????? DAMN SWISS!
2rty> can vets nuter humans?
2:Alternative> your the load that your mom should have swallowed!
2:Weaver> hehe: Fighting Over The Internet Is Like The Special Olympics It Doesn't Matter Who Wins Your Still A Retard
bloodzombi> I gotta be honest, I think you're dumb as rocks, but your body is smokin
2rty> i mean..if velcro shoes came out with shoes that looked good...they would sell..but they are always the grandpa walkers
bloodzombi> because they represent an authority figure, and deep down, you wish you could kill your parents
7:POiD> chats should be like sex .. only talk when its real good.. and then its REAL short sentences.
Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. ?go twisted to play -Buja X <ER>
1:white.bl> it's my bday and i'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to...
2:K A N E> strip it and dump it
7:Bluedandy> SHE'S AN OLDER WOMAN, YOU GOTTA BANG HER
7:sTuPiD-gErBiL> THE OLDER THE BERRY, THE SWEETER THE JUICE!
6:EdDiE> Roses are read, violets can rot, i sometimes make sense, i usually do not
7:Bluedandy> I'm the hottest damn midget ever
1:Oen Izan> wrinkly dicks, ribbed for her pleasure
2:K A N E> they like....your last name is wong , yours is jong..you related?
[Mar 31 14:42] adam <ER>: new quote: 1:Tigerex> If i was Dean of staff i'd promote you all, *COUGH* RISE UP AND REBEL WITH ME *COUGH*
Links:
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/...s=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/...=&threadid=1840
Volume III: http://forums.trenchwars.org/forum/s...&threadid=2545
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