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In recognition for his long standing service in Trench Wars, Adam <ER> has been promoted by DoCK> to Smod position of Homeland Security.
With hacker attacks at an all-time high, it appears as though a specialist in the field was needed to combat rising disruptions in the zone that we all love. Adam <ER> has enjoyed a long career serving Trench Wars, and with his superior knowledge of computers and computing networks, he will be well placed to begin his new job. "I have a 48 year old girlfriend and I know how to use her", Adam revealed in a surprize press conference just minutes ago. Indeed with this make-believe woman, Adam will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to DDoS.
When asked for comment, PriitK responded "Well this hacker business has to stop, and Adam is the man for this job. His extensive network of contacts of older women will go where I cannot." DoCK> meanwhile has said that Adam has his full support in future matters. "Whereever this search takes us, Adam will find it. Whether he has to roam the Steppes of Inner Monogolia or search in the vast tundra of Canada, Adam will find the hacker."
Adam's appointment to higher office follows an appointment just half an hour ago of Spider <ZH> to the smod position of "Minister of electrolysis", and Dimboy <ZH>'s appointment to TW Cultural Affairs.
For more information, stayed tuned.
-Epi
In recognition for his long standing service in Trench Wars, Adam <ER> has been promoted by DoCK> to Smod position of Homeland Security.
With hacker attacks at an all-time high, it appears as though a specialist in the field was needed to combat rising disruptions in the zone that we all love. Adam <ER> has enjoyed a long career serving Trench Wars, and with his superior knowledge of computers and computing networks, he will be well placed to begin his new job. "I have a 48 year old girlfriend and I know how to use her", Adam revealed in a surprize press conference just minutes ago. Indeed with this make-believe woman, Adam will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to DDoS.
When asked for comment, PriitK responded "Well this hacker business has to stop, and Adam is the man for this job. His extensive network of contacts of older women will go where I cannot." DoCK> meanwhile has said that Adam has his full support in future matters. "Whereever this search takes us, Adam will find it. Whether he has to roam the Steppes of Inner Monogolia or search in the vast tundra of Canada, Adam will find the hacker."
Adam's appointment to higher office follows an appointment just half an hour ago of Spider <ZH> to the smod position of "Minister of electrolysis", and Dimboy <ZH>'s appointment to TW Cultural Affairs.
For more information, stayed tuned.
-Epi
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