Honour to be back...

[Dabram]

Together with other new recruits I was forced to make pointless races around the death star to amuse the elderly players in the squad. We all felt humiliated but were afraid to complain.

Why on earth would you do something like that?

Meh... I don't feel very well, feel a bit dizzy :S Wtf? Ugh... I should really get some sleep... zzz... Yea, you've done a lot of basing today and you will get better and better But you also need sleep

And why do you talk to yourself in third person?


I guess... good luck, you'll need it I think. Then again stranger people have played in this zone...

[With Ease]

Aren't you that guy that faked his brother's death to get into a squad or something? Get lost.

EDIT: How's that for friendly?

[Jerome Scuggs]

I'd rather shoot those who are rude and unfriendly

and hello jackal

seriously you're going to have to change your name

ps welcome dude, you're going to be let down at the quality of TW nowadays, but still, you'll probably find it alot of fun. gl!

[Barton]

Welcome to TW

Don't get yourself banned like the rest of DSB

[milosh]

And why do you talk to yourself in third person?

Actually that's second person.

[Exalt]

Was anyone else surprised by this? Guess he hasnt met quicksand players yet

is it just me or is every post you ever make in regards to how bad quicksand is?

if you hate them so much then just beat them in dds or something

you care way too much, you probably got axed from them or something

[DankNuggets]

Welcome to TW. Ignore anyone asking you do join Paladen.

Actually that's second person.

this always confused me.

in language,
1st person = I/Me/We/Us
2nd person = You/(yall)
3rd pesron = He/She/It/etc

in literature
1st person = "I woke up today..."
3rd person omniscient = Narration, but the narrator has insight into the character's thoughts "bob felt sad today as he..."
3rd person (something) = straight narration

i never knew there was 2nd person in writing, but i guess this falls into that category. I don't know what else you call it when you talk to yourself. thinking? (i kinda think it's still 1st person, but i dont really know)

[paradise!]

Steps to having fun in TW:

- Don't join chat=corvez even if they offer boobs
- Don't cyber any "girls" that play ss (e.g. volcs, bam ashlee, etc..)
- Ignore people like ph, unless you feel like losing a couple brain cells to nonsense banter
- Always tell forums about your irl problems
- Ignore Pummel
- Slap Pummel

That's mostly it, enjoy yourself in TW.

See ya in game.

[soup]

O M F G

is this real?????

[soup]

People who think that most of players in this game are nice and friendly should be shot in the head.

That's right. we'are all E-THUGS

used to run a training squad in DSB called Artists. We trained new players in the ways DSB and made them prepered for league. Everything was going great until one day when a few vets asked me if they could help me out. Bad move, weeks later most of the members were gone and the "helpfull vets" nowhere to be found. Turned out they had been making fun of me behind my back together with the people I trained.

The last drop was when I wasn't mentioned in the DSB Hall Of Fame. After all the fucking things I've done for the zone, thats how they thank me? Fucking jesus bullshit... I won five leagues in row, FIVE FUCKING LEAGUES!!! And I'm not even mentioned. I've ran training squads, I've tried to develop new ships for the zone and I've been Co-Captain in several squads. It makes me angry and disapointed sigh... Meh... I don't feel very well, feel a bit dizzy :S Wtf? Ugh... I should really get some sleep... zzz... Yea, you've done a lot of basing today and you will get better and better But you also need sleep

Omg I can't believe people treated you like that, that's so rude. In tw we don't make fun of people.

Wow 5 leagues, you THE MAN.

[FranKllr]

Too bad I play TW too.

Ya, not everyone is nice in TW. People like you exists in all zone lol

[FranKllr]

Ah, found something for you TW people, a head start to know DJ better.

http://forums.deathstarbattle.com/viewtopic.php?t=25662

I seriously think that the guy deserves an own topic because of all the shit he has done.
Call this

• The Hatred Hall Of Fame
  
  In deep sorrow I have to announce that my 6 year brother (who never existed) died.. BUAHAHAHHA
  I will keep on my fight against cheaters. Every time i suspect a cheater i will post it here and tell you more about it.
  Oh my god I started to call op names and argue with him and I get gagged? So unfair!
  A guy I met on the internet threatens to kill me! Bomb the mofo back to the stone age
  Why don't you finns want to learn the beautiful language of Sweden?
  Actions have been taken people!
  I search tw forums and find a nice post about teamkilling. Cool, I'm gonna post it to DSB forums as my own text.
  I fight for justice and equality, but I still find it fun to lure noobs to give me their pw.
  OH GOD I WON A NONAME IN DUEL!
  DirtyJacka> Tired of people calling me small dick and other bad words when I got an avarage size.
  OMG I DIDNT GET TO PLAY 10 MINUTES WTF IN AN EAST PRAC I WILL KILL DELIC BBQ SERIOUSRLY DUDE
  I won an useless league which matters only to me, this is the best day of my life
  I used drugs TO PWWWN Everglaze in finals. AMPHETAMINE MAKES ME GO KILLING CRAZZEE!!
  DSB is not big enough for both of us, ME and eelam

HOT AT THE MOMENT:HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!HOT AT THE MOMENT:
Oh man I screwed up during the first week after being made LEGO captain, and I made up an imaginary retarded cousin!!! GENIOUS!!

[Spikester]

lol at you

[eelam <tw>]

re

welcome to TW DJ ! you are the epitemy of greatness, you should have been on the DSB HOF like i was! this is my fellow brother TREAT HIM WELL!
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ROFL LMAO AFK.

[Pummel]

Itt: Fail